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i love this! its soooo funny! oh wait...no its not...sorry i thought i was on funsubstance haha my bad....oh wait! i am! weird...

*right

theres an old song about this! "dont you make my brown eyes blue!" omg she could tell the future!

right cause first graders totally know who stevie wonder is and that he's blind and they also understand the concept of a late period meaning youre possibly pregnant...

he's actually going to be in a movie about a boy who would make news papers in the revolutionary war and it follows how he would go deep into enemy territory to spy/report on what was going on.

*coughcough* before it was *uncool...

yeah cause if i could go back in time i would totally go see the re-opening of a bridge in canada, screw the signing of the declaration of independence...i gotta see that bridge...

she bought a ring for herself and made him put it on her...infront of their friends and family...because he hadnt done it himself yet...how would you look??

where are her pants?

should have said homeward bound...like the movie??...about the dogs and cat that get lost and have to find their way home...ya know? chance and the old golden retriever and the dumb cat that hated chance??? anyone????

so what youre saying is that nuts and cheese is all you ever need?

daryl has been here

its not legal, its just not illegal

actually they are wearing yellow, green, and blue colored jackets, thats not the full rainbow

hate those *other *uckers

this should be the scale that we all set minimum wage at, and the goal number should be 0.1 that way we could have a higher minimum wage but in return prices couldnt rise to pay the higher minimum wage

well then the person im telepathically arguing with sucks at arguing tlelpathically cause i win

the staff never touched him at all. look closely

"forgot"

i have siblings and i can personally verify that this is 100% accurate

they are the real rare pokemon

"natural"

ok so everyone that watches dr. who will do this but how will it freak anyone out? cause the people that dont do it dont watch dr. who and it wont matter to them

NO IT MEANS THE LADY CANT HAVE CHILDREN DUH!

i drive a mustang...there are no cars in front of me...theyre all behind me!

false...its being held up by the hooks in the celing that are supporting the table and the buckets...the weight of the table and the buckets are just counter ballancing each other

mainstream media completely ignored him to help control the outcome of the election

i love how fat girls think they are they girls we are talking about when we say curves. when men say curves they mean 2 curves the boobs and the butt not 50 curves from fat rolls

if you think about it tho...those girls are sitting behind him and their legs are actually that long...

he woulda made it

unless youre mormon and carry the sacrament tray with little cups of water to every member of the congregation lol people are watching then lol

im going to go stand in front of independence hall and swipe all the $100's people are holding up trying to do this

i work at a credit union and i confir that this is the biggest problem of the first 3 months of the new year

giving a dying child an xbox one?? like rubbing salt in wounds much?

maybe if she didnt put so much make up on then her skin could have a chance to clear up and actually be that pretty

that is literally what that entire episode is about...havent you seen it?

its obviously because shes black

its just the velvet comming off his horns haha yes its blood but his own blood

thats a true story. female unicorns dont have horns

thats not funny

its actually daylight savings time's fault