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Story of my life

I think ur screwing with us I see nothing

STORY TIME: I was at a friends and my mom gave us a bag of Easter candy that was in the "Easter bunny eggs" I am 15. Anyway, I decided to skrew with her. I looked at the candy, than at her, than started fake crying as I said in horror, "the Easter bunnies not real?!" She froze and just stood there awkwardly. My friends were dying and gave me thumbs up as I ran out of the room. I stood behind the back door laughing for 20 minutes listening to my mom try to explain what happened to her friend.

My friend continues to call him Jacob O Diall

This is by the same guy who did AAoOD 1 and 2

Guys seem to only approach the girls who are perfect. Everyone who says they would spare the girl in the first picture a second glance is a fucking lier. MAYBE if girls are LUCKY the guy will come to love her personality and she won't be forced to hide. Don't tell us some bs about "we care about personalities." Than fucking show it. I dare every guy who's reading this to go to work or school tomorrow and fins someone who doesn't look perfect, someone with flaws who most people wouldn't look at twice, and talk to them.

Ace Venture pet detective call of the wild

What do u think I'm doing right now

My entire class, girls and boys, are all obsessed with axe and lotion

Omg we just learned this. I liked this better than some other of the shit we had to go through

Yea this little charade right here caused them to be attacked by cave crawlers, which is a much better lesson; if you break the rules of a person who knows more than you, you will be attacked my giant scorpion rat creatures

The stupid freaking skyrim mugging happens to me all the time grrrr

Why okay, okay, then ok?

Dd you not see their African cousins forgot he name of?

Aw I saw avatar and I was all happy and then it was messed with

Our etcher makes us listen to it instead of normal music. Our other teacher plays domodoregato mr roboto over and over again. I don't know who's worse *shivers*

Keeta?

I read most of these in Jenna marbles voice

This happened to me three time

Avoxes weren't in the movie :(

Can you believe that kinder eggs are illegal

DUDE I STILL HAVE ONE HIS NAME WAS TECHMO ANDHE WAS MY FAITHFUL COMPANION

My friends boyfriend asked her if she had ever tried water popsicles.... He was talking about ice cubes

One time me and my friend were playing sims while my brother was playing call of duty, and we had a very loud argument if I should see, my boyfriend and get rejected because I stink, or take a shower and miss work.... The kinetic microphone was on

I listened to my parent old CDs,0 like a BOSSS

Why dark elf? Imma kajhit. And guys should appreciate us gamer girls more

Not to mention... THEY PRONOUNCED ALL THE FUCKIN NAMES WRONG

One time I started singing this quietly at school and a bunch of people turned to look at me so I sang louder and no one knew what it was.

THATS SO SWEET LIFE OF HANNAH MONTANNA

The part I loved was katnisses epic screeching while crawling face first into a small pond. And then Peeta's and Finniks when she shoves them into the water as well

Am I the only one who used to think double d was a girl??????

Childhood=ruined

In the movie they SPECIFICALLY mentioned multiple times him as a SHAPESHIFTER! If your going to insult Twilight at least use Facts.

COE7pr?

alpha demon....

HA -78 F here NOW. Not considering tomorrow.

I read the first line to I Love it by iconica pop

I actually saw this over four years ago and forgot... HIGH SCORE

It's canceled for us because it is NEGATIVE SEVENTY FIVE DEGREES

As I was reading this, a telemarketer called and I answered it saying theses words and he gasped as I hung up :)

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!
How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in
With gently smiling jaws!

Exactically, whoooo, arrrrrrre, youuuu?

Potoo