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Keep em close 14 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Why is this down voted?
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Please no 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Well, she can definitely crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs.
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What happens in aisle 15 stays in aisle 15 4 comments
guest · 9 years ago
And even if you buy over $299 worth, don't worry. They'll show "no interest after six months".
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SOML 7 comments
guest · 9 years ago
This happens to me every time... after I've emptied the sink.
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I could never find my brother's (Ian) 63 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Only once have I ever seen my name spelled correctly, and it was on a calculator.
Repainting dolls to make them look better 8 comments
guest · 9 years ago
My question is why don't the companies hire people like him to paint these for them and sell the dolls for a decent price, knowing they're selling quality items then?
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Pretty much 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Thank you for that enlightening tale, Gallaxhar.
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Precious bird 15 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Pinocchio bird.
to match my diamond glasses *blinks pure gold eyelashes* 11 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Bejeweled.
Title title title title, "title title-title". Title TITLE, title title tortilla. 3 comments
guest · 9 years ago
That's probably the most Mexican thing ever.
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errands 6 comments
guest · 9 years ago
We have a battery operated SpongeBob cookie jar at the bakery where I work, and at times when nobody touches him or you're alone, he'll randomly go off, saying things like, "That felt great! I feel empowered." Or just laugh, which is really creepy when you're closing up and it's dark out...
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I can't be alone 22 comments
guest · 9 years ago
Throwing around thought's and apostrophes, apparently.