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Seriously! 17 comments
guest · 9 years ago
So, if you had to act a douchebag to "get" her, why want her in the first place, unless you're a douchebag who doesn't care about her personality and just wants to bone her? Which would make you a douchebag. If you assumed only douchbags would "get" girls, because all the girls fancy douchebags, this makes you a whiny douchebag, and be told: chicks don't dig the whiny kind, douchebag or Toby McG. So if actually "be single" stands for "have to masturbate" , that'ld be pretty douchebaggish.
To me, this "only d-bags get chicks and decent guys don't" is just a variation of the friendzone myth. Grow some balls cause you might need them. Or, well... be yourself.
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