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Do Norwayans have short memories or what?

That's exactly what an alien would say.

If we wanted to be like the rest of the world we would be Western Western Europe. But seriously, metric sucks.

Fucking whore

I'm married, so either. Come at me, bro.

My brother waited until I was on the phone today with the optometrist's office, and then came into the room to fart loudly. About a minute later he came back to burp.