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because oatmeal, honey, and vitamins are made out of chemicals too

Lannister symbol behind him

After waiting in line forever

ISIS' deadliest tank/soldiers

Andrew Jackson was called a Jackass by the current US president of his time and in return he created the Democratic party and used the donkey(jackass) as the symbol.

"I'm also a proud Native American" said the white man

Because during the age of circus' wolves were mostly considered as livestock eating vermin like a raccoon or fox and lions and tigers were thought to be more exotic because they're from distant continents.

Jon Oliver: "Do you miss America?"
Edward Snowden: "Yes, very much".
Jon Oliver: "Do you miss Florida?"
dead silence
Last Week Tonight = best news cap

How did he take the picture?

I'm guessing this guy doesn't get along with psychologists...
I wonder why

He will also protect us from dinosaurs

Series finales are scarier

This is a house cat. You can tell because the finger would have to be 25cm(4in) in diameter in order to be proportional.

Now I say, I say who could forget him?

Think about how you say it.
Most people will say the date as "January twenty-fourth, two thousand fifteen", not "The twenty-fourth of January, two thousand fifteen". When written down as it's said it looks like "1/24/15" not "24/1/15". Therefore both ways of saying it make sense and it depends on personal preference.

Maybe he did but was then trampled to death.

Maybe it's spelled right and they're just nasty.

That is a baby musk ox

When you and the crew are hacking Sony.

My thoughts exactly