Probably should have used it to fix their loose screws instead.

"...the destroyer of sleep."

The new Lois is cute.

Why have you betrayed me, table?

Apparently, OP saw a gorilla with wavy hair.

I know at least one I'm picking.

This seems like an appropriate entry for my 100th coffee post.
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Also, I gotta get me some of that future blend.

Yummy.

They'll come around. They always do.

Coffee is always critical.

Maybe don't drink it before bed.

Quite literally, as it's usually dissolved in water.

Now with extra UwU.

It may seem a little ear-ie at first.

I found that if you're dead tired, coffee does little to wake you up, blasphemous though it may sound.

Marry a post-Renaissance clown, expect a piccadilly circus.

This really gets me steamed.

If you recognize these characters, you deserve a legend discount.

Ha, who'd ever believe that.

It's okay if you can't. As we're all aware, he's a master at not drawing attention to himself.

You can like all three, you know.

Das ist manchmal so.