Coffee Frog

coffee_frog


I froggin' love caffeine!

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Coffee Makes Them Better 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Is there a shop where coffee also comes with crowns?
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Panna Pending 2 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
When the world gives you the cold shoulder, there's nothing more heart-warming than free coffee.
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'Wonder What They Drink When a Guy Makes a Mistake 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
If you don't get this, don't worry, I didn't at first either. Apparently, it's a reference to this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E
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She's Right... 5 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
...but I shall still make a valiant effort.
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Black Coffee Matters 5 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
I never thought this would be a point of contention, but that seems to be the tedency at this point in time.
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Do You Folks Like Coffee? 3 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Honestly a bop.
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No Coffee No Life 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Those particular coffees are known as bugachinos.
I need this .. and cats. 4 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Seconded.
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Coffee Is Love. Coffee Is Life 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Waking up to a fresh cup of coffee is almost as good as waking up next to a loved one.
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It's Always the Quiet Ones 2 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
I ponder the eternal struggle between these two forces forever locked in a victorless strife, unable to break the stalemate and destined to constantly clash like an unstopple frappé and an immovable oolong.
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OUR Coffee 2 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Coffee brings trillions of dongs to the Vietnamese economy every year.
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Values Dissonance 16 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
If I unfriend you for saying you don't like coffee, it IS personal.
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You've Heard of Gummy Bears, Now Here's a Coffee Bear 2 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Melts in your glass, not your mouth.
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What a Clown 2 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
It's kinda true though. Caffeine is technically a psychedelic drug, and the world's most widely used and least regulated.
I guess that's because its effects aren't as damaging as more potent drugs, and withdrawal isn't as harmful (it makes people groggy and irritable but that's about it). Also, the lethal dose is very high (about 100 lattes).
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You Can't Escape 5 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Coffee will find you, and it will increase your heart rate.
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Do You?? 4 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Oh hey. You're back, too. Now that's truly excellent.
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Do You?? 4 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
I remembered I have this account. So why not use it. I won't be resuming my Coffee Art series, but I will be posting any coffee related stuff I can find here.
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Coffee Art #55 - Friday the 13th 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Instead of a machete, he wields a macchiato.
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Coffee Art #54 - That's No Moon... 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
May the 4th be you.
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Coffee Art #53 - Good Advice 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Spelling notwithstanding.
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Coffee Art #52 - You Wanna Know How I Got This Coffee? 2 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
My father was a twicher, and a caffiend. And one morning, he drinks more espressos than usual. Mommy gets the coffee pot to defend herself. Oh, he doesn't like that. Not. One. B i t.
He turns to me and says "Why so sleppy?" He puts the cup in my mouth. "Why so sleepy?" Aaaand... Why so sleepy?
Coffee Art #51 - Foamy Belly 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
I expect my gut looks something like that after drinking too much coffee, only far less cute.
Coffee Art #50 - PSY (Gangnam Style Guy) 3 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Eyyyy, sexy latte!
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Man, this song is nearly 10 years. I remember when it being the first to reach 1 billion views on Youtube was like a major thing. It currently sits at 4.4 billion.
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You do you 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
Well maybe tea SHOULD apologize for not being coffee.
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Nah, I'm kidding. I always welcome a nice cup of tea.
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Coffee Art #49 - Tenta-Coffee 1 comments
coffee_frog · 2 years ago
I understand each chocolate syrup ring can rotate independently.