Coffee Frog

coffee_frog


I froggin' love caffeine!

— Coffee Frog Report User
Just One Cup to Start the Day 1 comments
coffee_frog · 10 weeks ago
"Yo dawg, can I get some coffee?"
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"Only a cup, though."
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*pulls out comically large cup*
Their Favorite Customers 1 comments
coffee_frog · 14 weeks ago
Doggos may not be able to have coffee, but I'm sure they nonetheless enjoy the warmth.
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Caffeine Superpowers 4 comments
coffee_frog · 15 weeks ago
I know, right, always mooning people.
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Caffeine Superpowers 4 comments
coffee_frog · 15 weeks ago
Minions, tonight, we fight, the Moon!
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Bunnyccino 1 comments
coffee_frog · 18 weeks ago
Made from pure hops, no doubt.
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A Smile Is Worth 1000 Words 1 comments
coffee_frog · 18 weeks ago
She won't even be wanting a tip after that.
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Coffee Maker-chan 7 comments
coffee_frog · 28 weeks ago
You have a keen eye, and you have indeed discerned the truth.
I'm surprised though, I thought everyone knew at this point.
Coffee Maker-chan 7 comments
coffee_frog · 28 weeks ago
What do you mean?
Coffee Maker-chan 7 comments
coffee_frog · 28 weeks ago
If the coffee doesn't keep you up, the sight of her sure will.
The Treat That Keeps On Treating 4 comments
coffee_frog · 35 weeks ago
I'll treat myself to a triple.
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A Matter of Perspective 1 comments
coffee_frog · 40 weeks ago
If coffee is a drug addiction, I don't wanna be rehabilitated.
Lifehack! 1 comments
coffee_frog · 42 weeks ago
Nah, making coffee at home is gotta be the way to go.
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No Need To Be Salty 2 comments
coffee_frog · 45 weeks ago
I do vaguely remember salt coffee being a thing. Yet somehow, I'm not that eager to try it.
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The Coffee Must Flow 1 comments
coffee_frog · 48 weeks ago
Much like the spice melange, coffee can also give you prescient powers, or at least make you feel like it if you drink enough of it. As for lengthening your life, well, that has yet to be determined.
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Potatoes! 1 comments
coffee_frog · 48 weeks ago
It's not a cure, but it helps.
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What a Nice Looking Coffee Machi— Wait a Sec 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Seems some of its parts may be a little old.
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Is That Even a Question? 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
I guess it does depend on whether or not that coffee would kill me.
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Good Trick 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Sadly, tricks only go so far.
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A Warm Cup for the Cold Season 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Espresso is never number two, but it may lead to it.
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Relatable 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Well, 3rd year's the charm.
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Spicy 3 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
I mean, Terry's been here every week. And I figured this account fit this week's theme the best.
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Spicy 3 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
It is something I look forward to every autumn.
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Do It! 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
You're gonna need a bigger cup.
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Yeah, about that .. 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Facts.
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Pika-Cheeky Coffee 1 comments
coffee_frog · 1 year ago
Too cute to drink... right?
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