When my mom isn't home and I have to cook my own food 5 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I just heated something up in the oven, and as I was getting it out I accidentally bumped the top heaty bit and lit the oven mit on fire. It took awhile to put out. Oops.
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yaay.. 4 comments
When Chrome crashes and windows says its trying to fix the problem 7 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
They're becoming quite popular. I know it might not be a favorite for some people, but if it makes others happy I don't see an issue. Not everyone is going to like the same types of posts.
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I Feel Like A Grape. A Grape That Couldn't Think Up A Good Title To This Post.. 15 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
nah its good and fine. i'm a female and my grandfather passed away from several brain tumors. we funsubers often do "plot twist" type jokes. it's cool.
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Bring it on! 5 comments
Romance 6 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
Slightly unrelated, but this recipe was told by my grandfather (who just passed away)
Chicken Cake
1 - banana
2 - breasts
1 - cherry
2 - legs
2 - nuts
1 - tender chicken
Take tender chicken in your arms, take two hands full of breasts and hold gently.
Take two legs and spread apart.
Drop banana in, stir until banana creams, cherry pops, and nuts crack.
Let cool.... if cake rises, leave town.
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Chicken Cake
1 - banana
2 - breasts
1 - cherry
2 - legs
2 - nuts
1 - tender chicken
Take tender chicken in your arms, take two hands full of breasts and hold gently.
Take two legs and spread apart.
Drop banana in, stir until banana creams, cherry pops, and nuts crack.
Let cool.... if cake rises, leave town.
The =\ 8 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
did anyone else attempt the face after seeing this? woops, i'm out in public.
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I Feel Like A Grape. A Grape That Couldn't Think Up A Good Title To This Post.. 15 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I had to go visit with family after a funeral today. A good majority of my family was in a room greeting each other. "Hi!" "Oh it's great to see you!" "I missed you so much!" [insert several hugs] *suddenly everyone in the room notices me* "You're just a little shit, aren't you?" Oh, okay.
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Tumblr Comp 24 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I just sang the sexual "hey there Delilah" because I'm home by myself bUT MY WINDOW WAS OPEN AND MY NEIGHBORS FUCKING HEARD ME AND I CAN NEVER BE SEEN AGAIN BYE
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Kitten are attracted to keyboard 15 comments
Me when I do homework 19 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I just woke up in the middle of my bedroom with an elaborate and seemingly difficult math equation in my head. I wasn't fully awake and I began solving it in my sleep. I woke up with it still here, remaining unanswered. My worksheet isn't done, but I'm halfway there on solving the mathematical equation of the universe. True story.
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When u win a fight with your sibling.. :P 4 comments
O_o 12 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I have been scrolling past all of these I see. I'd rather not be scared shitless, thank you very much.
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What's the color of your pee? 15 comments
Wrapping presents for vegetarians 12 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I've decided to delete that, sometimes you, look back on your mistakes. Uh, my wording isn't great and my comparisons aren't- hmm relevant. It's pretty late. Have a nice night.
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Most depressing toy ever 6 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I know this is really twisted but as a child I always wanted to get severely hurt. I was an attention whore. The thought of being treated better because I was in a wheel chair or had broken bones was sweet. Plus I would be too hurt to do chores and people would have to do my shit for me. Don't worry though, I was too afraid to actually hurt myself.
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Pikajew 6 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
If this person didn't buy this then they have the right to be bitch slapped
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