Teenage? These girls can't be older then 12.

Except you have two friends, and you have to choose :'(

.. awaits lucifier's clever response

Story of what happened to my friend's sister: She was home by herself (about 15 years old) and kept hearing a tapping coming from the basement. She called her parents, but they said it was fine, maybe just the wind, and that they'd be home in a few hours. She kept hearing the sound, and was getting really scared. The sound started up more often, and she decided to call the police because she was afraid and didn't want to leave her bedroom. She described the sound as "metal hitting metal" and asked the police if she should check it out. They said whatever you do DO NOT leave your bedroom. The police soon came, and found a homeless man tapping a knife against the washing machine. Stay safe, kids.

"Old"?? I thought all these memes were still a thing. Please tell me they still are.

I go to a private school but have never heard of any nipple shenanigans. For the guys at my school these are the things they would do: super glue coins to urinals or any other spots,wad up paper towel and throw it on the ceiling (It sticks and eventually will fall onto an unsuspecting victim) openly leave in the middle of class to masturbate, and write things using permanent marker on the walls like "i dominate the pussy". Probably much worse things, but that's all I heard about from the behavior meetings we have. I can say us private schoolers quite fucked up in the ole noggin.

Is this from the first movie?

I hope the person who took this picture didn't just sit there and not do anything. I would like to hug her.

I need to remember these. Guys at my school are saying so many sexist "jokes" lately. grr go chop some lumber, you man.

I always do that. Same with at the doctor. Yesterday, I was at the doctor getting an allergy test and I was laughing uncontrollably as they were putting 90 needles in my back. The doctors were very concerned.

..So the unicorn's horn was used in this..?

That's difficult for me to understand. My parents have used their physical punishments have worsened over the years. Hard to admit, but I still get spanked. It's really painful, and if I try to talk them out of it it only make things worse. Only a few more years until I get to move out of this hell hole.

I would wear the shit out of these shirts.

For real this time. Someone tell me what "salty" means?

This magical hamster shit worked. This morning I was like helll nah. But I got a haircut and for the first time ever it looks really good. I was worried for graduation pictures.

I just choked on my quesadilla

Somebody lives up to their username

If you did not sing these all to yourself I am very ashamed