.. from under the Christmas cock tree..

Oh dear. This reminds me of my good friend Mary. She had just won the school spelling bee, when- walking up on the stage to claim her prize- she slipped and fell on a cocaine. We will never be able to predict these kinds of horrendous incidents, and have no one to blame but this abhorrent society we live in.

If you can't call them cute, what else is there?

This really bothers me. If girls didn't want to wear makeup they wouldn't fucking wear it. It isn't for anyone else, it's only for themselves. And it's a really shitty thing to say that girls who wear makeup have low confidence.

This whole thing I was just like yep, yep,I get you bro.

I got a 2 percent on my algebra test last week.
I do not joke.
3rd quarter ends next week :/

Is that the ocean or is it just a stream of my own tears?

OH MY GOD I CAN'T BREATHE my idiotic rampage brings joy to the people(':

Every since appearence #1 of the banana I've been laughing hysterically

God fuckin dammit that hashtag was completely uncalled for. And I was a hardcore Animal Crossing player back in the day.

Awwh. Looks very cozy. What do you plan to do with it?

Guys- whatever you do- do NOT use whole wheat bread. It's been three weeks and they still haven't reattached all of my limbs.

*laughs hysterically* * makes pterodactyl noise* *transforms into potato* *rolls off into sunset* I love it when that happens

This reminded me of the book "The Giver"
Like when the little shit started to get all horny only because the girl's hair was red. No?

My new favorite gif

This post speaks to me on a spiritual level.