Moses cloud 3 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I'd like to dedicate this post to myself *crowd cheers* Oh thank you, you're too kind
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Congration, okay-sized bang theory 3 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
*wipes away tears with the repost handkerchief* my child.. http://funsubstance.com/fun/115588/you-done-it/ ..only four days old
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Stay away peepz 12 comments
Always will be. 7 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
"Okay class we're going to go around and introduce ourselves. head: (okay. my name is jenna. and i um.. shit what do i even do.. i don't do sports, no instruments.. mmm how about creative writing? i like that. okay "Hi, my name is Jenna and I enjoy creative writing". i got this. *person beside me is up* o shit *sweats nervously* "H-hi my name is Jenna and I am a sex addict"
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Beer bottles into glass cups 5 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
*crawls out of burning home while covered in glass shards* I've made a terrible mistake..
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Maybe that's why he wants the fairies.. To pull his shit together 9 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
There's only one logical reason why he's so messed up..
FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!
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FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!!!!
when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway 6 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
When you "accidentally" brush up against them
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmqjzymac1r5gvg1o1_250.gif
I know you want it
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http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwmqjzymac1r5gvg1o1_250.gif
I know you want it
Just to clear up any confusion. 18 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
If you didn't know this, I go to a Catholic school(this is my last year wooot) but they're always trying to tell us shit like this. Last time they were trying to tell us that our rosaries had hidden pentagons and snakes in them -__- Seriously, before you go telling a whole school to be aware of the satanic rosaries maybe think- "Hmm, maybe the source of this information was photoshopped to scare kids." People suck.
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There is honestly nothing 10 comments
"Mask" By Shel Silverstein ((One Of My Favourites)) 7 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I've never seen this one, thank you so much for posting! This is truly beautiful.
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I think we all are 8 comments
Slinky on a treadmill 18 comments
Slinky on a treadmill 18 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
*places slinky on treadmill* *slinky wire gets jammed inside machine* *electric sparks* *children shriek* *huge, disastrous explosion* *whole city gets burnt down* *runs over oprah* *apple juice factory closes*
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Slinky on a treadmill 18 comments
I would definitely ride this guy into battle 21 comments
How to do the s*x 23 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
No, no sweetie. You can only get pregnant if the dingly-boop goes into the skiddly-doop.
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Unforgettable childhood memories 52 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
I'm almost fourteen, but I can say that most people at my age are complete idiots, and that's why there may be an issue. It's whenever your mature enough to not piss everyone off with being annoying/ having improper grammar. I must say I am worthy of being on here and if I didn't just say my age you guys would have thought I was older.
Recent survey 36 comments
cloudiness
· 10 years ago
Sorry to interrupt, but I'm both a top poster and commenter, and I've lost my star as well. If you just see the list, you can tell funsubstance is having a technical error. They'll fix it hella fast though.
Evil hopes 17 comments
