Goddamn rocks.

You just have to read those in her voice, man.

IT'S NOT A BOULDER ITS A ROCK
(nah its cool just a spongebob reference please don't brutally murder me with dislikes)

I love you(:

This makes me really upset. I don't know how you are like this or who made you this way. But I will gladly beat the living shit out of them. I actually have some advice for you. Stop caring. I used to care, and I used to cry a hell of a lot- believing no one cared for me. Maybe I'm just a heartless bitch, but nothing really upsets me anymore. You can't expect anything from people, you just have to learn that everyone's a piece of shit, and maybe, just maybe, you can find a couple friends who aren't so shitty. Just don't care and you won't get hurt.

Now I feel all giggly aaaaah

I hate the posts that say "Some say Valentine's day I say Friday" Because even if it was just a Friday, On Fridays I'd still be alone on the internet. Like-I wouldn't be out either way. Okay?

I CHOKED ON MY APPLE JUICE

I hate that kid. If I want to wait, than sure as hell, I'll do it when I please. *violently drinks juice pouch*

Are you Funsubstance? Cause I wanna be on you all night long

At first I felt sad but then I realized he probably just did it for the paper. If he really felt that way he wouldn't be taking shit from those interviewers.

much buy: http://printallover.me/products/doge-full-print-wow very expensive. such quality. wow.

It took me a moment but YES

Yet again another unrealistic expectation for women