I don't care if I get downvoted. This is cool. This family is pretty cool, too.

...drinks all my apple juice

I feel sorry for the kitty. I still laughed though, man.

Here are some other responses:
Flip a table over, scream "YOU'RE QUIET!" and run off on all fours
"AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LOUD?!"
"...Not when I fuck your dad"
"Your haircut is unsuiting to your face shape"
"何か。英語が分かりませんよ。あなたの口は汚そうです。"
Scream "WAKA WAKA" then tweak their nipples and run away

That title tho

this post gets to me on an emotional level

Pocket addition? Punch in the face? More like volume one of people I'd like to brutally vanquish.

I could never ever do this. If it's really that bad I'll do it in the bathroom this is too much

I doubt I would be actually texting any guys but.. I would never say that ):

I liked this show. It is embarrassing to say, but the jokes like this were the best(:

This is the best part of class. Then you can daydream while they're fucking around

I hope I'm hot

Damn gurl how'd ya get dem eyelashes like that

Haha, I do that too. Or I draw memes to describe how I feel. This guy comes in handy a lot : https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQchnU5Z8_5_Y5U8LIaaxKCydv_USRvQ3xH5a4CrlYPwU8QYpQz

I would have to move to Uruguay under a new name

*eyes frantically search around the room* no friends in this class... *gets paired up with creepy guy who also doesn't have a partner* shit.

My heart starts to race as the memories begin to flood back. Years ago.. The aspirations of opening it up and finding sweets, the back of my mind knowing it was too good to be true *scrolls down* .....oh