cloudgatherer
"One of God's own prototypes. Some sort of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."
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Also the answer is no. 8 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
Haan? That's a fuckin' Florida stone crab, guys.
Asians making fun of Caucasians 14 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
I'm quite sure they do. They prolly also laugh at our "Tyrannosauric Penis".
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Let's get baked 5 comments
Freaks 6 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
You're just not from the planet Earth if you put mustard on your Top-Parts.
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Santa is real 8 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
This is my Santa! There are many like it but this one is mine! Without my Santa, I am useless! Without me, my Santa is useless!
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As most wives know, they're dangerous when left to their own devices 6 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
Hell, my food and drink is paid for while I get babysat? I might not come home.
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Karma(dillo) 6 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
I don't care how curved it is; if it's deflecting BULLETS back into the direction of the shooter, we're all in trouble. All hail our new 'Diller Overlords!
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About 7 pounds 4 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
Jesus Christ, I can't even get the shit out of the box without making a hellish mess of little broken spaghetti bits.
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Karma(dillo) 6 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
What kind of hard ass armadillos do y'all got?! I'm more concerned about these bullet-proof fuckin' super 'Dillers. o_o
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Drop your pants 5 comments
Sea frend 3 comments
cloudgatherer
· 7 years ago
He was prolly getting in close so he could un-ass that shoot, boyyy. Otters are fuckin' rapists; look it up.
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