I rag on babies because they're a pain to take care of.

I'm 60% sure that sensory deprivation chambers are used in some cases

The problem is, VANTAblack is a material, not a shade. And it's brittle. Like...really brittle. Because it's made of carbon nanotubes.

or real bombs. Getting wiped out by a B2 isn't the worst way to go.

The only thing that would have made it better is if they carpet bombed you with paint

I know right? Perfect plan.

Rip

I used to see children all the time and 90% of the time I wish someone would punt them into the street. Kids are so annoying, so bratty, and so entitled. And I definitely was. I'm surprised I wasn't beat more, god knows I definitely deserved more. If you want to watch a child grow and learn, be an elementary teacher. Much less responsibility and most of the "joy".

Besides taking care of another creature that needs over 140% of your available attention, and demands an additional 600% of what you can spare? On top of the fact that six second's neglect will get CPS called (except maybe they won't do anything?) and raising your voice in public at them will get a sword shoved up your pee hole?

waaaaaiiitttttt....what?

But actually tho some people do need a mousetrap on their hand every once in a while

Because there's a snake pit, a moat of molten lead, and barbed wire surrounding the station so maybe if you give enough hints to not interact with the DJ...

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I'm sorry did you sneeze?

If they were prewarned...

My brother got his paintball gun in the stock box, wrapped with some foam, packaged in another box. That box was then put in a giant ass box stuffed with packing peanuts and then shipped to us.

No you guys paint will all the colors of the wind

said the zombie

so can people

I think it would be vibrating constantly and you'd be driven crazy wondering who keeps calling.

Filipino?