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Bruce Lee facts 18 comments
chu · 8 years ago
He was so fast that he could switch a dime for a penny in a reporter's hand before the reporter could close his hand.
Bruce Lee facts 18 comments
chu · 8 years ago
It's also said that he could punch a finger though a soda can. Now that might not sound so impressive but back in his day, soda cans were made of steel and slightly thicker.
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Bruce Lee facts 18 comments
chu · 8 years ago
I was a huge BL fan (I read his wiki page a while ago) and I'm 99% sure these are at least 98% truth.
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Bruce Lee facts 18 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Why do we joke about Chuck Norris but not about Bruce Lee?
Because Bruce Lee is not a joke.
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The Hunger Games need this guy 9 comments
chu · 8 years ago
but where does the arrow come from?
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I get to go to Harry Potter November 2nd!!! Please excuse my nerdiness. 33 comments
chu · 8 years ago
It is the colour of molten gold, and large drops leap like goldfish from its surface, never spilling
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Nice little presents from Mr. Satan himself 39 comments
chu · 8 years ago
I rubbed them until I saw static from the pain and then stopped. The relative lack of pain was amazing. And when it started hurting I did it all over again.
I get to go to Harry Potter November 2nd!!! Please excuse my nerdiness. 33 comments
chu · 8 years ago
I thought it was golden?
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When you name your cat Bob but it's really a Bobbie. 9 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Bobbina
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There's always that one kid who will fight anyone 3 comments
chu · 8 years ago
How often do you fight that you can make that statement?
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apparently asking someone out makes you a d*ckhead 27 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Maybe she was bigger than it?
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Why does this exist? 9 comments
chu · 8 years ago
we are all living in the jungle
raping with my uncle
no one in the congo has any clothes
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con you die of cringe? cause with all of these I've been feeling physically cringing 24 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Hey, I'm also fucking ugly. Looks like ugly will have to do some explaining tonight.
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Safest mode of travel 10 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Do you mean whiplash like you get in a car accident? That happens because your head snaps backwards. It's surprisingly easy to decapitate yourself with sheer force, but at the same time you've really got to be trying to decapitate yourself. You might "break" your neck in the way that you hit something with your head and it slams your neck in a weird way like a car accident without the headrest does, but if you're talking about hyperextending the neck, that really doesn't happen ever unless it's a long-drop hanging.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanging#Long_drop
Tick Tock 24 comments
chu · 8 years ago
New halloween idea:
Dress up as the Reaper and go to a hospital. Or a mental asylum.
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Trump getting knocked out 7 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Could be either or technically...
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Trump getting knocked out 7 comments
chu · 8 years ago
I was thinking that the SS would never let someone get within a flagpole's length of a candidate.
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Do English people really do this? 17 comments
chu · 8 years ago
awesome
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Do English people really do this? 17 comments
chu · 8 years ago
me?
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Anti nope gauge 21 comments
chu · 8 years ago
That's bullshit. The barrel has such a high thermal mass relative to the flaming projectiles that it definitely won't melt. It -may- get hotter than normal because it's firing shredded magnesium which burns at 3100C but it's in the barrel for such a short amount of time with so little oxygen that it won't do much.
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Suddenly, a wild clippy appears 3 comments
chu · 8 years ago
the last one is rather ironic considering it's tape holding it together
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Do English people really do this? 17 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Or for the less wordy-inclined, dinner=largest meal. Lunch is when the largest meal is not the midday meal. Supper is when the largest meal is not the evening meal. But if breakfast is the largest what do we call it? Hell if I know.
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Paramedics in 2016 be like 14 comments
chu · 8 years ago
You would hope it's obvious but apparently it's not.
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Safest mode of travel 10 comments
chu · 8 years ago
Planes are safe. People are not.
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