And the guy who's being punished doesn't have the right to hit back.

I love how the bird just looks at the cat

And the saying "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" isn't representative of revenge strictly speaking. Revenge is getting even, if the cycle keeps continuing that means that someone is continually the aggressor because they'll always be even or have given one more punch than the other person.

Or if someone decides they want to keep their remaining eye

*good* parents are precious

And what it complete bullshit and cocksucking the artist or was it actually intellectual?

Properly executed revenge solves literally every problem. There is nothing that can't be solved by revenge.

very

Because I doubt a twelve year old can even touch the head of a grown man, especially with a ten+ pound block of metal.

Have you ever argued with someone and knew they were wrong but couldn't prove it? You knew they took your candy for example?

Aw thanks maybe I can papercut my throat open

Unfortunately

maybe because it's me

Apple fucked up their latest phone. The absolute greatest fuckup that I can remember from Apple.

And I owe my parents so much for that

I thought there were only regulatory. Aren't AA rules on a per-college basis?

I'm gonna be sad if he dies

Asian sounds angry because you sort of need to be loud for proper emphasis. German sounds angry because you can make a lot of hissing noises.