Wow, you know they're royalty when they are buried with a golden penis cap on their dong.

Cool, I just went to NYC in february for my brother's wedding.

Booze, weed, videogames, pr0n

"Hey"

they all look like ben solo. One looks like ben solo with a moustache

How do birds frick?

This is why having a child should require a license. Most of the kids would be so much better off, it would reduce overpopulation, eventually, only upstanding citizens would be raising children.

Journey's End is just the beginning. I'm so pumped to do a ranger only run when it comes out.

Obi Wan was friendly... Until he had the high ground.

After a few dates she'll be like "Wow I'm such a good guesser!"

I work at the shop that makes their merch. No joke.

But he didn't say that because they're women. He said that because they won more medals than him.

They missed vitamin R, commonly found in Malk

Sounds fake. 1-3 cups of salt? that would fill a water bowl by itself. Adding water would be like salt syrup. There's no way a dog would drink that.

That looks amazing. I would order two

Brushing your teeth is always a good idea. Do it, kids.

Woah woah spoiler alert! I wanted the end of the year to be a surprise!

I think that comparing Phoenix' joker to Ledger's joker to Nicholson's joker to Romero's joker is pointless. Each and every one is a product of its time, is a unique representation of the character, and is perfectly valid. There is no "best" joker just like there is no "best" movie or song or book. That said, awesome artwork and tattoo. Morbid too, yeesh.

George Carlin for sure.