Twilight Zone

My mom, she answers every time.

Now try this with Hydrox

Nice. Such a classic comic. Hilarious, wise, introspective, nostalgic, touching, it's got it all.

That guy's got about a thousand balls of adamantium in his sac.

Would've been funnier if it was enough weed to send them backwards through time.

I absolutely miss the B-Fras. The Mummy, Blast From the Past, Airheads, Bedazzled, he should definitely make a comeback.

Honestly if Ellen McLain voiced the Alexa I'd buy one.

My last job forced its employees to sign forms saying they're willing to work overtime. But this place kept employing someone after finding out he was sleeping on the job and using work computers to search for voyeurism pornography. They also fired someone else for taking two days of stress leave after his wife had a miscarriage. Not the most honest workplace.

It'll never work like LGBT because the other party isn't necessarily consensual. It would be like a gay man raping a straight man.

The Cow King

Is there any better name than Squid?

That's so nice to see. A happy dog is the best sight.

I thought it was snake shaped donuts, then realized it was just donut colored snakes.

Don't feel guilty for not wanting to go out every single weekend night

So pull out your multitool and snip anything that you can . What, you don't carry a multitool?

Mythborkers

Love this shit