Oh, really? Huh. I didn't know.

It's probably somebody's Instagram or Twitter username, presumably the OP of the image.

Same here.

You can also call your doggo's name if you can't find them.

I sympathize with the comic, Nate, because the only way to talk to the only four friends I have and my girlfriend is through the Internet on my laptop. American school tends to take up every last bit of your time forcing you to learn stupid bullshit you'll never need in the real world.

I'm in therapy for it.

It's a prank. He's likely lying on his couch at home, searching Google for images of creepy stuff and maps of Romania.

Hell yeah, m'dude.

Trypophobia is the fear of holes, but Trypanophobia is the fear of needles/injections and anything that pierces the skin like that.

Aah, thanks dude!

Thank you so much, man!

The truth has been spoken.

FUCK YEAH!!

Same here, dude!

Well, if you ever get tired in that cell, just kill Bubba.