I just rapidly switch between dogs for maximum petting. You can also give the third dog VERBAL attention, and watch them get all excited. Just as many good vibes without mutating another limb.

I had a dream that I was playing a Pokémon game. You couldn't exit it until you completed the entire thing. Every time one of your Pokémon fainted, a random laceration would appear on your body for being a terrible person and bad trainer. Every time you KO'd someone else's Pokémon, you'd feel some sort of invisible needle or syringe enter your body somewhere. And the only way to end the pain was to "Give Up". I don't know what the Hell "Give Up" was, because given what happened to me just for playing the game, I'd rather not, thanks. I remember in my dream I eventually collapsed after beating two gyms. The last thing I saw was my girlfriend frantically shouting my name as the world turned into a blur and my senses faded away.. I woke up in a cold sweat, tears streaming down my face. Honestly, that was one of the worst things I ever experienced, and it's something my own brain created.
The worst part was that when I woke up, my Zorua plush was sitting on my bed in front of my face.

In case someone doesn't know, "puta" means "whore" or "bitch".

Do Men Like Being Kicked in the Nuts? Women in New Survey Say Yes.

The butter making machine is a cow! How cute!

A phantom downvoter has struck this post. Hopefully I fixed it.

This is a No Kinkshaming zone.

This reminds me of that old Vine where some guy said "No, there's a bird, dude, and it knows what's good." Please look it up, it's still hilarious.

I hope we've learned something today. Animation is hard as shit. It takes so long to get the movement right, time things, add smear-frames if necessary, make everything smooth enough, keep it consistent, etc. It LOOKS simple, but it's NOT. This animator in particular had to draw nearly 300 pictures for only a 10-second animation.
I know how difficult it is. I animate for hobby. I'm not good at it, as I'm a self-taught artist and self-taught animator, but I still try. However, animating like this IS NOT EASY. I will probably never get to this level of skill for decades. This is obviously someone who has poured their entire life and dedication into their career, and I respect them so much for that. It's exhausting, difficult, and stressful. But it inspires hope in so many people to see finished animation with so much hard work put into it. And that's what makes it worth it.

Oh my god, is that the crescent roll shit? I practically live off it, it's the best.

Aww that's so sweet! He stumbled across some fanart. I know how great it feels.

Is this how boneless pizza was thought up?