Nah-ah?! Really?!

Ill take Ryan Gosling. Thanks.

Who was the genius?

I don't know about the U.S but I'm sure it's the same as in Canada; an illegal person cannot get welfare. They must provide some sort of legal government documentation that states they are either citizens, landed immigrants (refugees) or permanent residents in order to qualify for social assistance. Also if they provide false documents the government has a way of finding out by their social insurance number the same as a social security number in the U.S.
Most immigrants take the jobs that others don't want to do, the ones paying minimum wage with no benefits. They aren't taking your jobs, they are simply 'taking' the ones people don't want to do.

We got that here in Canada too!

Happens in Canada too with geese. Happened on a hwy. True story.

You were able to use chopsticks at 6? I'm 25 and I still don't know how!

Never going to the beach again!

I laughed for about 5 minutes, and I don't know why.

Yup pretty accurate