I'm almost done! 2 months left!

I thought that was Veruca Salt at first

Ok lets have a fight I'll use a gun and you use a book

Cornhub

I identify as a duckin

What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

There are two genders: rapist and dishwasher

Yif

Looks like a choco taco

There's 285 years since 1732 times 365.25 days in a year, times 24 hours in a day, times 60 minutes in an hour, which is 149898600 minutes since 1732. That number divided by nine, 16655400, represents how many pieces of bacon you have eaten. So lets take that and assume you are 30. You are averaging 555180 pieces in a year. Now, setting aside 8 hours for sleep, thats around 1.5 every minute since you were born. Seems pretty reasonable actually

Can confirm

I PLAY BOP IT TOO

You can tell by the pixels