When the corners on the cat are sharper than its claws.

Now that's a balanced diet.

It appears that liability laws are non-existent in Japan and we're the beneficiaries, lol.

Just throwing this out there, but perhaps the meme creator, being both careless and having sausage-like fingers, meant to hit the "G" key, but instead hit the neighbouring "F" and then posted without proofreading, because "Grog Shop" is a slang term for an alcohol retailer.

Those four cross streets look like they've launched a lot of cars.

Greatest cosplay ever? Only if that briefcase contains two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers . . . and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

This was just a proposed design for the Hong Kong-Zhuhai-Macau bridge. It has been since built, but incorporates a less dramatic method of shifting Hong Kong and Macau's left hand drivers to mainland China's right hand roads.

No ink is used. It's all controlled bruising done by a pin and a comb. Detail is added, day by day, as the banana continues to bruise.

You mean The Fake Plangue of 1665, don't you Mr. Pepys...IF that's even your real name.

Be patient. Nobody wants to eat atrophied drumsticks.

Some Big Oil funded researchers are saying this flavour doesn't even exist, while others are claiming it's an old flavour that's spontaneously reappearing. Either way, enjoy it before it melts.

Evidently Coke Coca-Cola was already taken.

For what it's worth, Maria Fernanda Galvão (also known as Fe Galvão) is a twenty-year-old Brazilian cosplayer.

Nidhal Selmi combined the fractal Sierpinski triangle with the impossible Penrose triangle to create the M.C. Escher-like Selmi triangle.

Ah yes, the rarely used Kalashnikov Gambit.

Happily paying his "fine", lol.

If that had happened to me, I would have captioned it, "1.1 seconds before flinging my phone across the room."

In 1987, two Chicago TV stations had their signals hijacked by an unknown person in a Max Headroom mask-the first station for about 30 seconds and then later that day, another station was taken over for 90 seconds. They used a sheet of moving corrugated steel to simulate the OG Headroom's trippy background, lol.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Headroom_signal_hijacking?wprov=sfla1

The amount of times you get called a hacker is definitely a bellwether of your overall skill in a game. I used to play COD...poorly, and relished those infrequent times, where I was punching significantly enough above my weight, that some butthurt opponent would threaten to report me, lol.

When the landing sticks you.

Plot twist: Court agrees but immediately issues an arrest warrant to hold this guy till he can prove both his identity and citizenship. IRS are waiting in the wings to charge him with a lifetime's worth of tax evasion.

Receding Hairline Jesus?