RUFF! RUFF! RUFF!

Agreed, though the 10's of 1000's of flying insects and the bat's that feed on them are a trade off in the evenings.

Unholy water detected.

When the bill collectors/Trick or Treaters/Jehovah's Witnesses/Mormons/cops just WON'T take a hint.

Very well done, lol, though I still prefer my favourite metalized version of alternate source material.
https://youtu.be/YgbwcRDQJBo

Howard Hughes: "Am I a joke to you?!?"

It might be of passing interest to any Montrealers, that Mount Royal Park, one of the largest urban parks in Canada, was also designed by famed landscape architect Frederick Law Olmsted, the guy who designed New York’s Central Park. 

Cyclops: "Who cares? Just pick one."

If Amazon ran a buffet, there would be a flat fee for access. All the food, mostly old, would be in a pile and peppered with randomly dispersed, appetizing, but extra cost items.

Sage Hiphill

New York Post Headline: "Hero Cat Saves Family From Collapsing Ceiling!"

Pretty sure she was Doctor Who's Lady Cassandra.

Lay a clock on its back. Put a drop of water on the tip of the hour hand, which does a full rotation in only 12 hours, not the 24 of the Earth's full rotation. You can wear eye protection, but it's probably overkill.

Plot twist: the baby had fallen asleep on the lawn.

My cats are never this relaxed when they're about to eat.

Ad is for a Canadian mattress company. I hope "Tasty" is only being used in the metaphorical sense, because those springs could be a choking hazard.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts.

Even now, the Templars of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are preparing for a Crusade against these heretics.

@aphelion The LED bulbs are powered by induction and I believe the levitation is a product of both permanent and electromagnets, since a selling point is that during a power failure the light bulb component will jump up and stick to the main lamp to prevent breaking the bulb.

Good news for the kids. Next year they'll be sitting at the big table.

I remember reading an article about the damaging effects of long term exposure to UV. Two examples I remember them giving, were Australian cattle ranchers' wives-they looked 10 years older than their husbands because they sunned more during the day, while their husbands cowboy hats protected their faces while working. The other example was trucker's arm-the arm that hung out the window looked older. However, they never mentioned trucker's face! Wow.

Professional courtesy.