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Black Cats by Jenny Jinya (1 of 10) 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Got impatient, sought the complete strip online, found it and had my tears jerked. The most important thing, was a post strip message, from the artist about black cat syndrome. It seems that shelters have a very real problem finding homes for black or very dark cats. I guess the message is, if you're adopting, give them a bit more than a cursory once over.
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Gaudy good holistic boy 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
1) Relaxed, happy anticipation
2) Abrupt re-evaluation
3) Mounting concern over an uncertain future
Basically the world's first 3 months of 2020 personified...dogified?
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2) Abrupt re-evaluation
3) Mounting concern over an uncertain future
Basically the world's first 3 months of 2020 personified...dogified?
Lung capacity tester 4 comments
Death cometh from above 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
No one wants to watch the sausage being made, no matter how good it tastes.
You just gave the gift of pupper, ma'am 8 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This is the hot looking, but CRAZY trope we've all heard so many times, personified. I commend the guy for resisting what must have been an almost irresistible urge to drop her like a sack of potatoes. When I heard that poor pup yelp...
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This Crisscross water pattern at Johannesburg airport 10 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I just love the fact that some random engineer at a plumbing manufacture, got the go-ahead to spend some time and effort to design such an aesthetically pleasing, but ultimately, otherwise useless feature. I'm sure it helped clinch the sale to the airport. Great marketing.
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Slithering emerald snake 3 comments
Death cometh from above 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I'm just going to tell myself the mouse pulled some kind of ninja level/Neo type, last second, escape maneuver.
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The things one finds in tumblr xD 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I like the little teeth the picture on the right seems to depict.
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Dark boobas 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
These pizza slices were still probably eaten, so who cares where they temporarily rested. It's not as if it was a video depicting Big Ass BBW Chocolate Cake Sitting.(Do NOT search the capitalized character string immediately preceding this warning) 3-2-1...LOL.
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Busy ambivalent fluffy *****s 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
LOL, I did exactly that a few weeks ago, after watching the 1960 premier of a 1/2 hour spy show, called Danger Man. Episode was about a guy who ripped off $5M in gold bullion.
$5,000,000 in 1960, has inflated to $43.7M in 2020. That was a lot of money indeed.
But I went a step further.
In 1960, gold was $36.50 an oz. Then, $5M would buy you 136,986.3 ozs of gold.
Today, gold is about $1842 an ounce. If you had those 136,986.3 ozs, they would now be worth about $252 million-a hell of lot more than that relatively paltry $43.7M.
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$5,000,000 in 1960, has inflated to $43.7M in 2020. That was a lot of money indeed.
But I went a step further.
In 1960, gold was $36.50 an oz. Then, $5M would buy you 136,986.3 ozs of gold.
Today, gold is about $1842 an ounce. If you had those 136,986.3 ozs, they would now be worth about $252 million-a hell of lot more than that relatively paltry $43.7M.
Just act normal. Lmao! No! 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Here's that CBS story.
https://www.cbsnews.com/live/video/20201130115021-creative-raccoons-do-the-unthinkable/
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https://www.cbsnews.com/live/video/20201130115021-creative-raccoons-do-the-unthinkable/
Quite a Punch 4 comments
Ayy 3 comments
A note from my instacart shopper’s wife 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Basically it's a service, where people will either fufill your shopping list or retrieve an order a store has already filled for you, and then deliver it to your door in as contactless a way as possible.
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I repent and ask forgiveness for my sins 8 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
From what I remember, it's not a Get Out of Hell for Free card. The repenting has got to be deep down, 100% legit, cause god always knows. Having said that, this Jesus has a great shit disturber vibe going on, lol.
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No one ... Wind let me help you 7 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
He was knocked out. He didn't want an ambulance, but they insisted. He was checked out and apparently ok.
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BDE 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
@cakelover different plumbing standards between North America and Europe. First time I went to London, I had to use the facilities at the airport. The toilet was on a raised platform and itself was taller than the ones here. It was literally like sitting on a throne, my feet were almost dangling(I'm 6'2") and the water-way, way, way below, looked like about a cups worth, but different look and feel aside, it was fine, lol. Here's a bit more on the matter.
https://brightlightsofamerica.com/2016/03/americas-weird-toilets/
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https://brightlightsofamerica.com/2016/03/americas-weird-toilets/
It has begun 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Ahhh. That's EXACTLY what THEY would want you to believe. Well played. Well played.
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The purple [people eater] harlequin toad 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Purple is the rarest colour they sport. They also can be orange, green, yellow, brown, black or blue. They are also known as clown toads, and with a paint scheme like this you just know they're toxic. Their skin is covered with a poison similar to that found on poison dart frogs, so avoid trying to juggle them barehanded.
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The miserableness is unbearable 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked away from you. You are locked away from ME!!!"