This is the hot looking, but CRAZY trope we've all heard so many times, personified. I commend the guy for resisting what must have been an almost irresistible urge to drop her like a sack of potatoes. When I heard that poor pup yelp...

I just love the fact that some random engineer at a plumbing manufacture, got the go-ahead to spend some time and effort to design such an aesthetically pleasing, but ultimately, otherwise useless feature. I'm sure it helped clinch the sale to the airport. Great marketing.

This guy is on a MISSION!

So beautiful, looks like a wingless dragon.

I'm just going to tell myself the mouse pulled some kind of ninja level/Neo type, last second, escape maneuver.

I like the little teeth the picture on the right seems to depict.

These pizza slices were still probably eaten, so who cares where they temporarily rested. It's not as if it was a video depicting Big Ass BBW Chocolate Cake Sitting.(Do NOT search the capitalized character string immediately preceding this warning) 3-2-1...LOL.

LOL, I did exactly that a few weeks ago, after watching the 1960 premier of a 1/2 hour spy show, called Danger Man. Episode was about a guy who ripped off $5M in gold bullion.
$5,000,000 in 1960, has inflated to $43.7M in 2020. That was a lot of money indeed.
But I went a step further.
In 1960, gold was $36.50 an oz. Then, $5M would buy you 136,986.3 ozs of gold.
Today, gold is about $1842 an ounce. If you had those 136,986.3 ozs, they would now be worth about $252 million-a hell of lot more than that relatively paltry $43.7M.

There..........is..........no.........._________!

So Epstein has a social media account in hell?

From what I remember, it's not a Get Out of Hell for Free card. The repenting has got to be deep down, 100% legit, cause god always knows. Having said that, this Jesus has a great shit disturber vibe going on, lol.

He was knocked out. He didn't want an ambulance, but they insisted. He was checked out and apparently ok.

@cakelover different plumbing standards between North America and Europe. First time I went to London, I had to use the facilities at the airport. The toilet was on a raised platform and itself was taller than the ones here. It was literally like sitting on a throne, my feet were almost dangling(I'm 6'2") and the water-way, way, way below, looked like about a cups worth, but different look and feel aside, it was fine, lol. Here's a bit more on the matter.
https://brightlightsofamerica.com/2016/03/americas-weird-toilets/

Purple is the rarest colour they sport. They also can be orange, green, yellow, brown, black or blue. They are also known as clown toads, and with a paint scheme like this you just know they're toxic. Their skin is covered with a poison similar to that found on poison dart frogs, so avoid trying to juggle them barehanded.

I wish the new Stargate had a bigger budget.

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked away from you. You are locked away from ME!!!"

Even though the cat in the picture looks a bit like Hobbes, he seems to be dancing like Calvin. Win-win.

Looks fun. It's evidently the world's largest snow maze. See Snowlandia.