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Is a bottle of Kitten Ink technically a Kink? 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Almost. Regular kittens collective noun is a kindle, so I believe a kinkle, might be the more appropriate portmanteau.
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Godzilla stroking the big carrot 2 comments
What’s your very first thought about this ?? 15 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Physics, and perhaps karma, are waiting for overconfidence and hubris to give them an opening. They're patient.
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Consider the following 9 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
First two figures I came across was $18K to bring a soldier through basic training and $50K to procure, train and deliver a military working dog but I assume specialist training would add to the soldier's overall training cost. Still, a dog and what it's unique abilities bring to the party is a relative bargain especially considering no salary and extremely basic room and board.
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Clearly pandas 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
How badly do you have to piss off your boss to get the "panda" painting assignment?
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Tell me your fetish in the comments 11 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This seems to be a Third Face issue.
Three Faces of Self
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family. The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
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Three Faces of Self
The first face, you show to the world. The second face, you show to your close friends, and your family. The third face, you never show anyone. It is the truest reflection of who you are.
We need the return of 26 hour days 8 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Indianapolis 500 regularly finishes in under 3.5 hours, so 2000 miles could be easily done in under 14 hours, but this and your Cannonball info, though interesting, doesn't address the fact that the math challenged individual in the OP's post seemed to be arguing that he could do this as a matter of routine, without resorting to a closed track and trained pit crews or driving a modified vehicle cross country while persistently breaking speed limits and avoiding all bottlenecks and law enforcement.
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I'm king 39 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
If this "science" were true, we'd all be smoking, while standing on step stools that the restaurants and bars supplied.
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Happy International Men's Day! 9 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The titular song, from the Trey Parker, written and directed, 1997 live action movie about a Mormon who becomes a porn star. Matt Stone helped write it and both he and accused rapist, Ron Jeremy, also appeared in it. You know what to expect.
Yes, those were the good old days 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Today's bidet tossing kids, can only dream of the distance a well thrown roll of TP can achieve.
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In and out 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Plot twist: Hundreds of grasping hands, thoroughly hinder his progress, as crazed shoppers grab at him for help in completing their own unnecessary purchases.
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yum 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Fun? Fact: Technically speaking, ketchup behaves more like a solid than a liquid. That's why it's a fool's errand to open a new glass bottle and hope to deliver a measure before your fries get cold, without involving some effort. It is considered a pseudoplastic, much like wet concrete or nail polish. It's viscosity changes with the application of shear force such as stirring, shaking or impact. That's why you either vigorously shake(cap on, please), or strike the bottle with your hand repeatedly, to temporarily lower its viscosity. Enjoy your fries.
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Turf Battle at the Pet Shop 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Someone's always trying to prove whose pecker is bigger, lol.
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Wife found a box of her old crayons to give our daughter... Didn’t realize HOW old the 7 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Collector questions: "Is that the 1949-1956 'Flesh' or the 1958-1962 'Flesh'?"
(Started out as "Flesh Tint", then "Flesh", then "Pink Beige", then back to "Flesh" and ended up as "Peach". Guess they finally realized their customer's skin tones had a much wider gamut than the pinkish beiges, lol)
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(Started out as "Flesh Tint", then "Flesh", then "Pink Beige", then back to "Flesh" and ended up as "Peach". Guess they finally realized their customer's skin tones had a much wider gamut than the pinkish beiges, lol)
PoGo Project #73 - Whoosh 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Lol, pretty good call, since my user name references my time spent building and later maintaining jet aircraft, though none were as interesting looking as the one you depicted. Cheers.
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Reverse Medusa 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
So all statues spring to life? Michelangelo's David, "It's shrinkage!!!" "This museum is drafty!"
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The city they're based in can't be an accident. 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Looking at the photo and the proximity of the paw to her knee, I think setting up in Pawnee, Illinois, Oklahoma or Texas might have been more on the mark. That or Paw Paw, Illinois, Michigan or West Virginia, if the dog is hard of hearing, lol.
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Amusing title. Please chuckle to yourself 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
One last thing you can do, before scooping and gagging, is to run a knife through the flesh, forming a checkerboard pattern. That way, you scoop out a series of pre-sliced chunks, perfect for adding to a salad or a wrap.
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Wife found a box of her old crayons to give our daughter... Didn’t realize HOW old the 7 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Indian Red was changed to Chestnut in 1999.
http://www.jennyscrayoncollection.com/2018/10/complete-list-of-retired-crayola-crayon.html
Over 500 former colours.
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http://www.jennyscrayoncollection.com/2018/10/complete-list-of-retired-crayola-crayon.html
Over 500 former colours.
We talked about this! 3 comments
Dads are the best 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The holding of the arm may just be normal switching, while seeking a comfortable position, but the bow can be explained by an ambulance ride(no way the dad could get behind a wheel) and the kid bringing his bow with him. Then again, where's the quiver, and if you staged the photo, including the bow changes the tone from, supportive son accompanying dad to ER, to guilty son accompanying dad to ER.
