Important rule being shown here. If you're unfortunate enough to end up with with an arrow, spear, knife or other foreign object stuck in a newly formed hole in your body-LEAVE IT IN! It may be the ONLY thing keeping you from bleeding out before you receive proper medical attention.
Also, don't volunteer to hold the archery target for your son.(see above)

Rare, for a number of reasons. Smiling wasn't an instinctive response to a photo being taken, the way it now. That only started becoming common in the 1930's.Then there's the dental care of the period-lots of missing or bad teeth and finally, the longer exposures made holding a natural looking smile somewhat problematic. Glad she didn't know these reasons, lol, she looks great.

My uncle was 7, when one of those removed him, for picking up fallen coal from the side of the railway tracks. My 15 year old mother helped retrieve his bullet riddled body. He became part of the 1.8 to 2.8 million, non-Jewish Poles who died during the Nazi occupation. They in turn joined the 3-4 million Jewish victims. All told, Poland lost over 6 million people, about 1/5 of their pre-war population. Maybe stick to atrocities, a few generations further back, to use as a setup for a cheap and thoughtless pun.
https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/polish-victims

Rule #1. Cars should not drive on sidewalks.
Rule #2. Bicycle tires should not be used to try to enforce Rule #1.

"If you're good at something, never do it for free." - The Joker

Kinda like the view from the foot of Mount Olympus, but with real gods.

And yet, back in March, when we needed them the most, the 3 seashells were nowhere to be seen.

Nibbles is not a fan of extra fiber organic amaranth flakes and refuses to pretend he is. Word to the wise-don't try to change his mind, he's VERY opinionated!

This only works about 1/2 the time...so I've been told.

You can breathe a sigh of relief, you're in no danger of interlopers leaving unsolicited Prego under your pillow, it's just a prank poster.
With social media taking over the world, physical ads are slowly becoming a relic of the past. Two online entertainers, Alan Wagner and Sydney Marquez, decided to take the opportunity to transform the fading trend into funny posters for every kind of business. This is but one of their efforts. You can find more by searching for, "funny-fake-posters-ads-alan-wagner"

Cop, incredulously, at the ER, "...and this didn't raise any red flags?!?"

Tomfoolery, let alone rampant shenanigans, will not be countenanced by the Crown. Time for a good old public stocking, lads.

I wonder if Axe Body Spray has heard of this? It would finally live up to all those old commercials, depicting hordes of ardent women, enthusiastically chasing after a young optimist reeking of Axe.

"I blurred it's face to protect its identity.", had me laughing hard.

There's a guy on YouTube whose channel is nothing but him destroying brand new, fresh out of the package, iPhones, PlayStations, Xboxes and the like. I stumbled upon him while looking for a video on dry ice. He threw some dry ice in a pool and then added some brand new PS4s, including a Silver? edition. The outrage in the comments was exactly like here, times a thousand, and I'll say what I said there. It's a boring premise, after you've seen a few items get trashed, but hey, if he's making enough money to cover his overhead, so be it. He's not hurting anyone and the calculated outrage fuels his algorithms. It's a successful business model-he's spending HIS money to make MORE money.

He's obviously brian damaged.

"FAKE SINEWS!!!", cried the meathead.