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Can we keep the bandana part for a while longer? 11 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Scale? :)
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Godly spattered faithful Gaur 2 comments
Lemme believe what I wanna believe 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
OP is definitely not a Libra or Pisces, but more likely a Scorpio...at least according to that fake, totally fabricated and scientifically unsupported load of BS known as astrology.
https://y94.com/2020/04/27/zodiac-sign-personalities-ranked-from-nicest-to-meanest-according-to-astrology/
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https://y94.com/2020/04/27/zodiac-sign-personalities-ranked-from-nicest-to-meanest-according-to-astrology/
Hey there mama! 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The soliloquy from Romeo and Juliette was a lot more poetic before they modernized it.
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Book idea 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Just going to say that, "Blaize 'The Flame' Hogan", is a pretty solid protagonist's moniker.
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Restoration. You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"Some people specialize in this for restoration purposes". You should forward that list to Spain, lol.
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Working overtime 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
They're both calculators. Wouldn't Diane be a plus to the team? That would multiply their effectiveness, but they decided to divide their resources. Minus any extenuating circumstances, it just doesn't add up.
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The dark side of the moon, probably 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The illuminated, far side of the moon taken by the Earth Polychromatic Imaging Camera (EPIC) on the DSCOVR satellite, which orbits about 1.6 million kilometers (1 million miles) from Earth. The dark or far side gets as much sunlight as the side we constantly can observe.
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How an ant looks with macro lens 2 comments
Result of taking too many selfies during pregnancy 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Influencers, shilling Huggies and diaper wipes, don't exist on Instagram.
"Hold my formula!"
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"Hold my formula!"
Bryan Cranston & Aaron Paul as Hector Salamanca and Pollos Hermanos chicken 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
His facial contortions and physicality, added more to the illusion than the makeup and props.
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Just a little baby F16 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
As the young F-16s grow and develop they can often be seen exercising their wings on the nest or on a nearby branch several days prior to fledging (first flight from the nest). They practice with short takeoffs and landings on and around the nest, gaining strength and improving their agility and landing ability.
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Pie art 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Art class overachiever's homework. "Create an image incorporating what we learned today about vanishing points."
Let it snow! 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"I'll take Famous Last Words for 200!"
"What is, 'I love the way it melts on my tongue!'?"
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"What is, 'I love the way it melts on my tongue!'?"
Natural history museum, london 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
When the wrapper is tastier than the candy.
When the frame is more interesting than the painting.
*Cats only-When the box the toy came in, is more fun.
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When the frame is more interesting than the painting.
*Cats only-When the box the toy came in, is more fun.
Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
About 20 years ago, I bought the complete set of National Geographic on CD-ROM. It was 110 years worth of their magazines-every page of every issue, viewable on your computer. To be honest, the quality of the pictures did not live up to the original sources, but what saved the day were the original ads in issues that ran from about 1890 onward. They were an entertaining and revealing window on our forebears. People's heads today would explode at some of the more casually racist and sexist themes, but as you say, a lot of them were creative, beautifully drawn and oft times humorous, though sometimes more from a WTF point of view governed by modern sensibilities.
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In depth t*tty talk 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Decorative not functional. 10 minutes ago I never heard of Argonians, now I'm looking for cosplayers dressed as Argonian maids...for research purposes.
Scattered idealistic industrious Aardvark 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Time to change your default WiFi password and rename your network to something like, "Connecting..." or "Free rides over".
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*yawn* 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Actually one group of Trump supporters was shouting, "Stop the count!" in Pennsylvania, while simultaneously, another group of Trump supporters, in Arizona, were screaming, "Count the votes!"...as the votes were being counted.
