First day as a freshly turned vampire: The Sun! It BURNS!!!

Sometimes. It all depends on a lack of inhibitions coupled with a welcoming attitude.

Tattoos have become so mainstream that your choir singing Aunt Gertrude has a half sleeve...of butterflies, lol. Now, the true rebels are the ones eschewing them. NOTE: neck and face tattoos STILL make a statement.

Trump: LAw aND ORdEr! rEspEcT tHE cONstiTUtIOn!
Also Trump: wE mUSt sTOp COunTiNG leGAlLy cASt bAlLotS BEcAusE tHEy aReN'T brEaKINg mY wAY!

For those wishing to conduct further research, she can found under the name Ultraviolet Darling. Evidently she closed up shop because of daily death threats received from his fans, after she was nearly beat to death by MMA fighter War Machine. She also seems to have appeared in a series of memes like the one above.

Brilliant...and so much more practical than his original idea...toilet bowl water.

Impatience reeking of desperation is not a good look. She clearly said three years, Romeo, not 2 years and 11 months.

Fun fact. The compressed image of the rainbow-colored house on the right is The Equality House, which is situated across the street from Westboro Baptist Church, an anti-LGBT hate group in Topeka, Kansas. The house was purchased by Aaron Jackson, the founder of nonprofit organization Planting Peace, after he saw a "for sale" sign on a nearby house when looking at the community on Google Earth. He had the house painted in the colors of the rainbow flag, to show support for LGBTQ rights. Maximum troll levels detected, lol.

Meanwhile the littlest Piggy is wee-wee-weeing for his life.

Sounds like BS, but checks out. https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/ice-worm https://archive.seattletimes.com/archive/?date=20060221&slug=iceworms21m

What this great picture fails to show, is that those bulbous toes are covered in hundreds of tiny microscopic hairs called setae. Each seta splits off into hundreds of even smaller bristles called spatulae. Those tufts of tiny hairs get so close to the contours in walls and ceilings that the van der Waals force kicks in. This type of physical bond happens when electrons from the gecko hair molecules and electrons from the wall molecules interact with each other and create an electromagnetic attraction. It is thought that if ALL the spatulae present on a geko's feet could be simultaneously engaged, they could support up to 290 lbs. That's why geckoes can skitter up smooth walls and even traverse ceilings-as long as they aren't Teflon coated, lol. The US Military is trying to use this info to create gecko gloves that will allow soldiers to climb walls. Look out, Spiderman, Geckoman is coming. YT Gecko info: https://youtu.be/7ySPl_WVgvc

You shall not pass!

1984 was supposed to be an allegorical warning, not a How-to manual.

@princessmonstertru good call on the cold air infiltration. It probably doesn't help that they apperantly have their humidity level set at Rain Forest During Monsoon Season.

It's been happening for millennia. A loyal servant, you hitherto dismissed as though useful, but not especially learned, says something so profound, so insightful, that you can never look at them in the same light again. I would just roll with it.

Way too trusting. This must be the same guy that puts up all those lonely gates that have no fencing or walls bracketing them.

On the moon, with 1/6 Earth's gravity, the bottom part of the slinky wouldn't be pulled as far away from the top part, but when released, the top part would fall slower towards the bottom, so it would still take the same 0.3 seconds that it does on Earth to fully compress. That 0.3 second compression time would also occur on a higher gravity planet-spring stretches further, but faster drop of the top section because of the increased gravity.

Soylent Green enters the discussion.