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There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Bookending the Arnold Palmer painting, are on the left, an image of Shirley Temple. A Shirley Temple is a non-alcoholic mixed drink traditionally made with ginger ale and a splash of grenadine, while on the right, the Scotsman in the painting, is no doubt, Robert Roy MacGregor, a Scottish outlaw, who later became a folk hero. A Rob Roy is a version of a Manhattan made with vermouth and Scotch whisky.
Ohh umm, that's just my neighbor's cat 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Or another potential submission to those, "I don't own a cat." collections, on YouTube and Reddit, amongst others.
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The ancient practice of washing dishes 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This might explain all the plate breaking during Greek celebrations-Tradition! OPA!!!
Cursed Images Day 23 - Nailed It 5 comments
My friend is trying to clean up Jamaica 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Airport check-in agent: "That's the 6th passenger on this Jamaica flight that's checking a bag of trash?!"
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24th century ass-dial 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Those controls are probably like our phones and tablets, using capacitive screens that rely on measuring electrical resistance in skin. So unless Star Fleet has started incorporating assless chaps into their dress code, Riker should be OK.
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This unfortunate sign I saw on my walk home. Hopefully they get some help 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Nice try, but I'm not buying it. That's exactly what a drug den would say to throw off the cops.
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There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Golfer in the central picture is Arnold Palmer, which is also the name of a non-alcoholic mix of iced tea and lemonade that he always ordered and some say might have come up with.
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Picture was made by popping a balloon filled with smoke 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
All that remains, when your zealously anti-smoking wife pulls into the driveway unexpectedly.
Nice little harvest from our garden yesterday! 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Love all the varieties of peppers. I was lucky enough to work with a guy who grew way too many habaneros and always brought in a few bags to share with the crew.
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Bear cuddling its human friend! 2 comments
Let the right gato in 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Today I learned that a camera adding 10lbs, is nothing compared to the weight gain a drawing adds.
Weird substitute for a stimulus cheque 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The White House offered to hold onto Mexico's share and encouraged the DEA to, "Keep it comin'!"
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Same 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
When reached for comment, the cake decorater apologized, "I blew it, I was going for more of a 'vexed' vibe."
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November in Toronto, Ontario 2 comments
There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Having seen Moulin Rouge!, I thought the green fairy represented absinthe, but you were right, there's an absinthe based cocktail called a Green Fairy. Mmmmm! Worm wood.
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There are 73 c*cktails in this picture name one and keep the game fun for everyone 35 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The model airplane is a B-52...so model airplane? :)
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Keep it clean boys 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This should go without saying, it's just common courtesy and works both ways...unless that happens to be one's thing, but that's a "later in the relationship" discussion and should never be assumed.
sad 18 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
In an earlier comment, @karlboll answered a guest's query as to what 3x7 was, with a terse, "42". 42 happens to be the well-known answer to the question posed in The Hitchhiker's Guide, as to what was The Meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything, and since he jokingly claimed 3x7 was 42, I brought the Hitchhikers reference into the comments as a follow up.
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Cat attempts to steal from dog, and regrets it 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Morgan Freeman voiceover: "It was at this moment, that Mittens cursed his inability to turn off his amazing goaltending skills."
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Hope this gives you a laugh 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Gotta say, that's an extremely rapid, switchblade-like, phase change.
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