Strong argument for doing a practice layout on a post-it or investing in a second, red marker.

@iccarus The green color was a surprise, but otherwise totally expected, given the years of wear and tear, lol.

Not to mention the danger of turning into a bat while kitty was about.

It's a "Room Guardian", that stands about 16" high, one of many created by artist AnyaBoz. You can find her on DeviantArt. I believe this was a single item that was listed on EBay at one point but currently is an expired listing.

@kaiserwilhelm A Tesla, T for short, is a unit of magnetic field. Another unit of magnetic field is a gauss. A refrigerator magnet is 100 gauss, a strong refrigerator magnet. The typical strength of the Earth's magnetic field at its surface is around a half a gauss. So those are everyday units of magnetic fields. There are 10,000 gauss in one Tesla.

"This is not the Star Wars reboot you're looking for."

Lady Michelle Scott's japes were legendary indeed.

Double-faced tape is not just for carpets. Pasties are not just for strippers. Adhesive lined bras are not just...well, yes, they're pretty much only for keeping bras in place. So always remember the 6 P's, Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.

Not to worry. He's going to shed all that excess weight for his next role, playing Fievel in a live action remake of 1991's An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.

So it's slippery?

Proof that Darwinism doesn't work over 100 year spans.

She's a good mom. Encouragement creates character while coddling creates a momma's Roomba.

@creativedragonbaby I'd never heard of Critical Role prior to this post. Found it on YT on the Geek & Sundry channel and randomly listened to the first 5 minutes of Chapter 4, Attack on the Duergar Warcamp. Seems very entertaining. TY

Just an FYI. When I decided to create this, I set out to share something that I had read in a newspaper column decades ago and found fascinating. In that story, the Romans were chasing the Greeks, or vice versa, and the perused remembered a tale of what had befallen their soldiers a century before, when they had hunkered down in a particular valley. They arranged for their persuers to end up overnighting in the same valley, hoping for a similar fate. In that version, the local honey was created from foxglove nectar and laced with digitalis and the soldiers found the toxic honeycombs by routine foraging. I couldn't find that version, but while researching, I came across deli bal, which might have been the columnist's inspiration. Hey, psychoactive honey, currently on retail, is way more interesting than heart medicine honey anyways. Cheers.

This reminds of video I saw, where comedian, Tom Mabe, recorded himself answering a telemarketer and immediately adopting the persona of a homicide detective, investigating the murder...of Tom Mabe. Pretty funny. https://youtu.be/cIVfrBFc5og

Fuel?CHECK! Ignition source?CHECK! Oxygen?...I'll check!

I prefer a guy who sits on his ass because things went bad over things going bad because of a guy never getting off his ass.

Evidently reincarnated cats still retain their attitude.

Amongst centaurs, this is a very popular costume around Halloween. If you haven't reserved it yet, perhaps you should gallop down to the costume store post-haste.