You'll probably need a scalpel to share the bounty of your harvest with your family.

Viewing timeline: "NOPE!"..."NOPE!"..."NOPE!"..."Ohhhh! Who's a good boy!"

I hope she doesn't have a diary she wants to show us.

@grimreaper I think someone steered you wrong. Nicotine is nicotine...period. There is no "stronger" version. If it had hallucinogenic properties, they could be easily manifested just by upping the dosage, same way beer will get you just as drunk as vodka...if you drink enough of it. Nicotine is an addictive stimulant in low doses and a deadly poison in high. Too much nicotine, delivered over a short period may result in nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, salivation, bradyarrhythmia, and possibly seizures, hypoventilation, and death. Furthermore, it was Columbus who was introduced to tobacco and soon after sailors brought it back to Europe where it quickly spread.

If people who were infectious actually looked like that, there would be no need for masks or even testing. Just a shoot on sight order to vigorously encourage self-quarantine. Pandemic over in 4 weeks.

I would avoid the chair on the left, till after the holidays.

Green little Goblin, wanted Spiderman dead. Misjudged his opponent, had his chest filled with sled.

First thing that came to mind, was that they had better not let, Johnny, from the control tower in the movie, Airplane, anywhere near that extension.

When micro-transactions make the leap to the real world, idiots will be obsessively ordering and paying for the same item, over and over, in hopes of getting the "with everything" version, instead of just paying a one time premium. Good for the vendors, dark days for the rest of us.

That's why patience is pretty much a teacher's most important quality. That or the ability to surpress murderous rage.

It seems that Instagram is missing the opportunity to offer a cyberstalking mode, that only allows one to scroll. So many embarrassing moments, not avoided, lol.

@catfluff Apparently they're high quality ice cream beads that are flash frozen cryogenically at -320°F. The reason they are not ubiquitous, is that in order to retain their look, feel and taste, they can never be exposed to temperatures above -40°F, thus precluding them from most store's "warmer" freezers and making shipping an expensive, time sensitive affair. That's why they are only offered as a specialty treat at high traffic venues that can absorb the shipping charges and justify the cost of running overclocked freezers full time.

Great. Like he doesn't already spend way too much time on Twitter.

Abandoned Soviet era Polish bunker became site of a wood ant colony that set up within it. Some worker ants, out on their daily food run, accidentally fell into a room below their path and became trapped. They couldn't walk the room's ceiling to get to the vent hole that they had fallen through. Those that didn't die from the fall, were forced by necessity, to uncharacteristically eat those that died. Over the years, this second, queenless and offspringless colony, of exclusively worker ants, survived on the steady rain of clumsy foragers who succumbed to the fall. There were about a million ants in that room, in an anthill they'd made from dirt on the floor, when scientists discovered them. The scientists put a 9 foot plank in place, that led from the floor to the previously unreachable vent. By the time they came back, a few months later, the ants had "escaped". The end.

@xlaxxine I never heard of the Barnum effect, but now I see how it applies exactly to me. Seriously though, I really never heard of it by that name but have read explanations for belief in psychic phenomenon and horoscopes that apply those principles.

Not so much fisting as a big electro-stim butt plug, though Steve, the guy holding it in place, is definitely up in there. If you are curious....https://youtu.be/twJL8Y5Nksk . Warning! It's not too romantic, though the blond seems pretty friendly, lol.

For the scholarly amongst you, Pornhub has many documentaries on how bones grow and form in hands. Science!

"Destroy Uranus!" thus Taco Bell joins the anti-space crusade.

Ha!! I pick my teeth with slivers of their bodies and wipe myself with the dried remnants of their shredded and boiled corpses!

Funny and clever. She seems like she'd be fun to hang with.

Find an appropriate nut, don't forget the washer and run it down TIGHT! Then post photo on r/DIWHY. Profit!