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He’s the big dog 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
His name is Gibson. He's a 180lb, Giant Alaskan Malamute, which were evidently bred to fend off polar bears.
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Wake up 2 comments
Cute couple's tactic against religious nutjobs 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
ISIS approves of these intolerant, theocratic haters.
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The power of Moses 2 comments
This dog smiling at camera 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"That's it, come closer, I'm just a happy little dog. Reach your hand out. Don't be afraid. Almost. Almost..."
The bees help with morale 13 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
@shiftingsands My parents were Polish. I spoke Polish at home but never read or wrote it. My mother often complained about how hard it was to write English, not like Polish which was "written the way it sounds". She left out the part that maybe that was true if you were Polish or totally fluent, but impossible to do if you were English, lol.
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Different shades of native corn and its dough 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Great. Undigested corn now comes with decorative options. Pro Tip: avoid the red if you're easily startled.
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It does seem logical...???? 4 comments
The bees help with morale 13 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
That 4 "had"s in a row was certainly a winner, lol. A comma after the first two would have helped a lot.
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The bees help with morale 13 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Evidently Italian, Finnish and Hungarian are the European languages that have the most regular and transparent rules. Italian kids can spell almost any word perfectly after only a few months of reading instruction. How to spell a word becomes obvious as soon as you hear it. The same is true for Finnish. It's a little harder with French, Portuguese, and Danish. They have writing systems that take longer for children to learn to read, but it's English that takes the longest of all the European languages. There are many more inconsistencies and complexities in the way English words are spelled.
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An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough! 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Sadly, mankind's dream of limitless energy being supplied by apple fusion is still running into problems.
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Ouuch???? 5 comments
God damn cat blending in with the stairs! 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"Blending in with" is preferable to "oozing into". Please place feet accordingly, kitty is counting on you.
Big crow Respect 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I heard that a few months ago, though Margaret Mead referenced it as the first signs of civilization, in that they had set up permanently, rather than living as nomads, thus allowing them the time to tend to an injured family member.
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It's not untrue 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
They were once called cameleopards since they were thought to look like a cross between sharks and ducks. J/K, obviously camels and leopards, but how cool would shucks be?
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Can you beat his high score? 10 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Never happened. Only posted one place, a fake news site. Their advisory says: "Empire News is intended for entertainment purposes only. Our website and social media content uses only fictional names, except in cases of public figure and celebrity parody or satirization. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental."
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I don't trust like that 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I would sell the tall gentleman one ticket, then make sure it fell to the floor as I handed it to him. Then I would eat popcorn while we all watched him attempt to pick it up. Good times.
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This otherworldly sea slug 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Not at all the image that springs to mind when imagining a sea slug. They definitely need more competent PR representation.
Money isn’t the only thing you can doughnate 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This took place in 2013. Instead of having clients stream into the cafeteria 10 people at a time, the company recommended that diners take a seat just as soon as one becomes available. Toyota also set up a waiting room where diners could pick up trays and designated one employee whose job is to scour the dining room for an available space. Before they did this they helped supply over 1 million meals after Hurricane Sandy. Search for a 6 minute documentary entitled, "Meals per Hour", to see how they did it. Cash gets spent, great ideas keep on giving.
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This planet .. 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
What idiots! Don't they know the dinosaurs were wiped out during Noah's flood.
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Won’t some body please think of the children?! 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
A shovel and some stealthy earth moving is a time honoured alternative method. Most places have a ready supply at hand if you're just willing to do a little work.
Big brain invention 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Complimentary broom and dust pan supplied to complete your purchase. Thank you for shopping at Pieces & Shards.
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