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fire 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Have an unmarked black helicopter theatrically land in front of my workplace and disgorge an armed security team. Then have two government looking agents brace my boss as to where I am and upon finding me, they whisper in my ear, I acknowledge and the 3 of us, me leading, run to the helicopter and take off. I never return and they never stop WTFing.
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Jupiter's Moon Io 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
It's all a matter of relative size, hence the interest in working out and manscaping.
Equable grandiose metallic Seahorse 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Don't know if these haven't gone the way of lawn darts, but a wood burning kit was a surefire(see what I did there?) way to piss off some parents. Kids just love to experiment, lol. Crafts kits involving paint or glitter are another viable method of subtle attack.
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Cheaper than a dental appointment 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"But Grandpa, you don't have any teeth."
"Shut your mouth and pass the drops or you won't have any either!"
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"Shut your mouth and pass the drops or you won't have any either!"
Puta you going to catch these hands 9 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Now is an excellent time to cleanly cut off the bitten halves and profusely thank him for sharing.
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Words of Wisdom 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Cut to rapists frantically looking up the rules regarding legal precedent.
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Truthful starlight meaningful Chicken 3 comments
Stop-drop-and -DONT ****ING MOVE 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
George Carlin, "In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!"
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Absurd gaudy Albatross 1 comments
I crochet my son full body costumes, he picked Skeletor@! (Freehand/no pattern) 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I would like to know if she does adult sized versions...for reasons.
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Too much truth behind this 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Back in the days before ATMs and debit cards, a biweekly paycheck meant you filled your wallet with enough cash to last those two weeks. Funny how that never worked out.
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Wakeful abiding same Jay 8 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Witches keeping up with the times. I hear they throw one in with every instacauldron purchase.
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Thanks, lowes! 7 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Another scam. What they fail to tell you is that there's sawing involved, a lot of sawing.
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Peaked at age 12 10 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I think the accomplishment is not the actual reading. I think the accomplishment is the foregoing of all the myriad distractions that are competing for your leisure hours. I became a voracious reader in my teens. I'd read on public transit, while waiting for appointments and in lines, before bed, on rainy days and while waiting for the few good shows 3 channels offered and during the commercials. Later on, I'd also read during breaks and meals at work. I read a lot and it was an easy choice.
Flash forward a few decades and VHS/DVDs, electronic gaming, channel shifting, HBO and its ilk, the Internet, PVRs, online gaming, smart phones, streaming and all the social media flavours, are all brand new competitors for your finite leisure time. I still read a lot but it's mostly short articles and posts. Now my books are mostly read in short increments while waiting to pick my wife up at the subway. So hats off to those of you can manage your time better than me.
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Flash forward a few decades and VHS/DVDs, electronic gaming, channel shifting, HBO and its ilk, the Internet, PVRs, online gaming, smart phones, streaming and all the social media flavours, are all brand new competitors for your finite leisure time. I still read a lot but it's mostly short articles and posts. Now my books are mostly read in short increments while waiting to pick my wife up at the subway. So hats off to those of you can manage your time better than me.
Finally let him get a puppy 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
It wouldn't have gotten to that stage with me. Having had dogs in my life since childhood, not being a dog lover would immediately be a deal breaker. There's no way I'm commiting to a back half of life without dogs being part of the happy household.
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vdfg 8 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
He found out in 2012. He met her in 1993 while she was working as an au pair for his sister. He was 44, she was 28.
His 1st marriage was ending and they hooked up. He didn't want kids and not surprisingly, lol, she didn't either. She was from Malaysia and he fought to get her accepted as an immigrant. The government finally agreed, despite irregularities in her birth certificate and papers! She continued her deception by monthly consumption of feminine products.
Everything was fine till around 2010, when she started partying in skimpy clothes and corresponding with younger men. Simultaneously, a visiting relative shared a rumour that she was born male. The cat's out of the bag and he sues for an annulment.
It sure looks less like true love and more like she was scamming from the get-go, just to get her immigration granted.
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His 1st marriage was ending and they hooked up. He didn't want kids and not surprisingly, lol, she didn't either. She was from Malaysia and he fought to get her accepted as an immigrant. The government finally agreed, despite irregularities in her birth certificate and papers! She continued her deception by monthly consumption of feminine products.
Everything was fine till around 2010, when she started partying in skimpy clothes and corresponding with younger men. Simultaneously, a visiting relative shared a rumour that she was born male. The cat's out of the bag and he sues for an annulment.
It sure looks less like true love and more like she was scamming from the get-go, just to get her immigration granted.
vdfg 8 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This is something you share early on in the relationship or take to the grave. Then again, it could be one of those cases where the baby was gender reassigned for medical reasons and they both found out after the fact.
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Just checking 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Love the way he just rockets out of the water and nonchalantly begins his survey.
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Classic Caesar 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
I don't think this is as much a function of formal education, as a reflection of people's inate curiosity about the world and their ability to retain interesting trivia picked up by osmosis. By way of example, we might all have been taught about this incident in Ancient history, but I doubt that too many of us can recall all the surrounding facts, motivations and players. Rather, it was years of this incident being referred to in pop culture-Shakespeare, TV/movies and printed humour, that has cemented Caesar, Brutus and the Ides of March into our collective memories. The original meme is clever and counts on our shared exposure to that tidbit of history for it's success. The new meme counts on our incredulity that someone could sleepwalk through life without picking up this bit of historical trivia.
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Pregnant dog who was shot 17 times, and was abandoned in lebanon' is now a registered 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Her name is Maggie. She's 5 and now lives in England and she has 425,000 Instagram followers under Maggiethewunderdog. Tough girl. And EFF the POS that did that to her, I hope they die screaming.
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It was beautiful that day, I wish I could be stuck there forever.. 10 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Start out with a larger than half-circle high opening in a half high wall. Bottom half circle, 3 o'clock through 9 o'clock, is easy-just lay them upward from 6 o'clock using a half-circle template to ensure their proper placement. Top half circle involves using a properly shaped and braced wooden form that the bricks are layed on. The rest of the wall is built to enclose the upper half circle of bricks. The support is then removed.
It was beautiful that day, I wish I could be stuck there forever.. 10 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Special masonry chisels with or without wide blades and power tools with appropriate blades. Check out Amazon under brick cutting.