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Socal distancing 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
A good way to remember the spelling rules: YOU'RE more than likely to get a beating for YOUR trouble.
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More interesting parties 12 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Look around furtively, then whisper conspiratorially, "Everyone...I've said too much." Then quickly move away.
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He will bring balance to the inner cities 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
He might have got away with it, too. Just goes to show you shouldn't skip mind control days for extra lightsaber practice.
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We all live in a simulation 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
So sleeping pills must be the backdoor left in by the developer. It's all making sense now.
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But I dont have a shed 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
@iccarus Clever. That's entrepreneur level thinking.
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Creed is ahead of the curve 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"I'm 30. Well, in November I'll be 30." “Hey brah. I been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes your guy’s gotta ride the bull. Later skater.”
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Dogs of war 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Plus he's probably been trained in mouth to ankle combat.
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smort 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Reminds me of those Call of Duty troll videos, where the poster trolling the other team, lays down next to one of them and joins him in a firefight, before turning around and killing him.
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Where are my pineapple and ham pizza loving people? 23 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Necrophiliacs probably feel the same way about human flesh...but cannibals on the other hand...
And for the record, I'm not suggesting anyone here is either, just making an observation.
And for the record, I'm not suggesting anyone here is either, just making an observation.
Researchers build pyramid cages to study living cells. Science! 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
So these pyramids are about 50 nanometers in size, that means you could put about 508,000 of them in a row and almost cover a 1 inch line-a really really really thin 1 inch line. I'm just going to take their word if they ever do that.
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The stupidity is biblical 5 comments
Where are my pineapple and ham pizza loving people? 23 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
A North American variation, of an Italian staple, created in Canada, by two Greek immigrant brothers, called a Hawaiian pizza. Tastes better than one might expect.
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He's a master of disguise 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
My wife had her own master of disguise experience. She was exploring the abandoned farm house that she'd grown up in-the family had relocated, years earlier, to a newly built home on the other side of the same farm.
It was still partially furnished and she spied a cute little raccoon doll standing up in the living room bookcase. She didn't remember it and as she walked towards it...well, you're probably ahead of me, lol.
It was a baby raccoon that had frozen in a standing position as she'd entered the room and scared the shit out of her when it suddenly "came to life". It threw a ninja smoke bomb and disappeared. (kidding, but I wish I wasn't, it would have been really cool)She just backed off since he obviously had squatter's rights.
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It was still partially furnished and she spied a cute little raccoon doll standing up in the living room bookcase. She didn't remember it and as she walked towards it...well, you're probably ahead of me, lol.
It was a baby raccoon that had frozen in a standing position as she'd entered the room and scared the shit out of her when it suddenly "came to life". It threw a ninja smoke bomb and disappeared. (kidding, but I wish I wasn't, it would have been really cool)She just backed off since he obviously had squatter's rights.
Working as an engineer at a ship, it gives me great joy everytime I walk past one of 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Just seeing these happy little valves made me smile. Smiling releases endorphins, serotonin and dopamine...even if you are just reacting to a perceived smile due to pareidolia. Consider it an untaxable benefit. That should make you smile even more.
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For the carnivores 35 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
To funkmasterrex: I'm wondering what difference the shape of the corner plays in the functionality of the bag. I'm struggling to see any appreciable advantage in a radiused corner. Please elaborate. Thanks.
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Meth, we're on it. - South Dakota, probably 1 comments
Free Trial 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
You'll forgive me, not being up on the providence of every single meme in creation, for treating it as a new offering and responding as such. I just feel so used and dirty.
Free Trial 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Yeah, because who wants a temporary break from all those commercials or a chance to binge some new content during a quarantine.
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Downloadmoreram . Com 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This site actually exists. It's a response to a series of trolls of the tech impaired that started on gaming and overclocking boards, 16 years ago. The site is just part of the troll and clearly identified as a joke website.
The time has come 12 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
That's a good try, but it won't provide the desired increase in meat to bun ratio, not to mention the resulting unwieldy length would be probably be solved by people asking for it to be cut in half, or just ordering 2 dogs...so back to square one.
Enough fucking around, it obvious we need our top scientists on this! Stat!
Enough fucking around, it obvious we need our top scientists on this! Stat!
Life is hard 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
It says that if you ever get the notion to try a three way, you'll probably be doing a lot less convincing than the rest of us. Well played, lol.
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Murder Hornets, you say? 12 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Flamethrowers would probably be the more prudent choice...until they learn to turn them against us.
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Do not taunt mat 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The copywriter was definitely an SNL fan back during Mike Myers stint, but he did seem to add a lot of clever content. If there were two competing mats, I'd buy this one in a second, so job well done.
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