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What would you guys wish for 3 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Pro Tip: a piece of electrical tape will always do the trick. It's worked on my last nine cars.
So done 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The caption on the next photo in the series:
Shipper, the only child, looking forward to meeting his new, new sibling.
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Shipper, the only child, looking forward to meeting his new, new sibling.
Turn Around. Nothing else to do - Pretend you weren't lost from the start 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Tying your shoelaces, stopping to look in a store window or a ninja smoke bomb, are equally effective ploys.
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The best response to an unsolicited d*ck pic 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
This also reminded me of something, that was no doubt, painful.
The story was about an old lady in a changing room who got a real life, unsolicited dick. Evidently the guy in the next door room had pushed it through a gloryhole and when she saw it, she calmly pulled her hat pin, pinned it, lol, and went to get some help. He waited, no doubt very impatiently, for it to arrive.
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The story was about an old lady in a changing room who got a real life, unsolicited dick. Evidently the guy in the next door room had pushed it through a gloryhole and when she saw it, she calmly pulled her hat pin, pinned it, lol, and went to get some help. He waited, no doubt very impatiently, for it to arrive.
And then I'll manage to scupper the phone conversation up anyway 5 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
2 minutes into the conversation:(ah, so it's scenario J7334-X5PDW2.7, is it?), reading playbook, "Why yes, I have heard of Netflix and chill."
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Sometimes all you have are tubes and time 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the ONLY legitimate excuse for hoarding TP. Amazing!
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Marinated wildlife 1 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Somewhere, there's a waiter explaining, an unfortunate delay in the kitchen, to a very irate customer.
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Short comic of 10 robots 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Pretty smooth. No one can resist binary in iambic pentameter.
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Marketing 101 7 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
You tell yourself it will never happen to you. That you know what's what. A little bowl of noodles, every now and then, what's the harm? Then, one day, you realize you're eating noodles every day. Before you know it, you're ordering double portions, 3-4-5 times a day. Your boss fires you for being out to lunch, all the day. Your wife leaves you for someone who can provide for her and the kids...and YOU DON'T CARE! All you care about, all you think about, are those sweet, sweet noodles of oblivion. You sink into a life of petty crime and prostitution, just to fund your ever growing, unending and voracious hunger for the Devil's noodles.
Do not make the mistake I made! Save yourself from this living hell! For the love of God and the sake of you and your loved ones....order the rice!
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Do not make the mistake I made! Save yourself from this living hell! For the love of God and the sake of you and your loved ones....order the rice!
I would buy this dishwasher 4 comments
For some this is new, but others have been here before 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Glenn Howerton S5E3 The Great Recession It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
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Hehe, pee meme, hehe 6 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"I'm here about your ad looking for water tasters. So what does that entail, exactly?"
"Erm...you'd better have a seat."
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"Erm...you'd better have a seat."
lol 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
You'd still have $999,999,997.50 left over, after you bought some mouthwash...and most of the mouthwash. Just sayin'.
Think about what u sharing. 1 comments
What are you doing now, Elon? 11 comments
For some this is new, but others have been here before 4 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
"At times, the nouveau pauvre can just be so frightfully wearisome."
"Indeed. Quite."
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"Indeed. Quite."
Peta trying to prove a point 10 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Similar to English Bulldogs.Hard births and a lifetime of breathing issues and related temperature regulation issues. Dogs aren't meant to have smooshed-in faces. Apologies to their admirers, but it really is unfair to them.
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He is Making a List 2 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Mmmm! Sparkling mouthwash.
Only good thing is, if you overindulge, you can freshen your breath as you puke your guts out.
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Only good thing is, if you overindulge, you can freshen your breath as you puke your guts out.
Ultra gay 8 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Unless they're Elton John's glasses, you're probably being a bit too picky.
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Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19 17 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
Noted, and as far as airlines being a hot spot for respiratory infections, a big part of that is the bone dry air that they are constantly recirculating to save fuel costs. It's a lot cheaper than having to constantly heat and humidify the minus 40 degree outside fresh air, that a proper air exchange system would require.
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Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19 17 comments
Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19 17 comments
carbontech
· 4 years ago
The virus is airborne and can hang in the air for hours. Without some way to isolate an individual's air supply, it's like trying to designate a part of a toilet bowl as a piss-free zone.
Thirsty, sir? The drinking water is on the left. Enjoy your flight.
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Thirsty, sir? The drinking water is on the left. Enjoy your flight.
Such a brave dog 2 comments
