I'm not a dog fan myself, but even I know that a well trained/cared for pitbull can be one of the least violent dogs...

Well yeah, but the 6 year old is it's reason for existing, so I believe that proves wrong the above comment

Are you 6?
Then you're not the target demographic...

Or has 3 kids under 4....
But over a month is definitely longer than I'd expect anyone to go of their way.

Darth Vader is Luke's dad!
But seriously, I thought the two week thing was a bit soon, but it has been quite a while now...

Says what? I have absolutely no idea what this means...

But then you're just going to have sex all the time (we can't have that, only men are allowed to have sex) without any contraceptives (also, Jesus says those are bad) and get an abortion every month! We have to make abortion illegal so innocent women stop having sex!

He never said he was a doctor, he just channeled the power of imaginary sky-man to fix all of the kids problems.
You can't get in trouble for that, because thats basically saying that you don't think imaginary sky-man actually has those powers...

The asshole saves a minute (maybe) at the expense of everyone else losing another 10-20 seconds

Wait... What? I'm not owed boobies? I demand to speak to a manager!

I mean... I didn't at first, but now that's all I can see...

Honestly, I think it's the dress, and the particular instant the picture was taken caught a weird facial expression