CaptBojangles18

captbojangles18


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Check out the jewellery 10 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
You know, I'm really not a fan of strapless dresses...
Uh bout that bukake tho 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
So are we just all gonna ignore Daisy's quote then?
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Ace food 9 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
High strength laxatives?
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Relationship goals 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
If my wife made that much money, I too would spend 6 days a week at the gym, just so on the 7th day she could come home to see me sweeping the floor with my gloriously sculpted buttocks.
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I guess p*rn is a drug after all. Meh 1 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Only 9?
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Fast food nostalgia 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Nintendos 64?
Good p*ssy 4 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
This really isn't the whole story, and I don't pretend to know the whole story.
But its a bit weird on the face of it to say "you didn't perform a potentially dangerous rescue that professionals train for"
I think it is perfectly reasonable to think of a case where it would be better to let the fire fighters save the kid.
Now from @jasonmon 's comment, I'm guessing that wasn't a thought here, but the headline/picture does kind of leave it out.
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Gonna hunt a better guy 18 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
I think this comment is much better when placed alongside @guest_ 's
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What really went down 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Damn dude...
The spoilers we need 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
So (no spoilers, just jokes) is it the Hulk that has lunch, or Bruce?
If it's the hulk, what does he eat? Does he go to Chipotle and order 8 burritos?
The image of the hulk walking through the door and the staff getting nervous about his impending giant order makes me laugh
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Daaamn 21 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Very true...
But pretty doesn't have to be (and imo most certainly isn't) the stereotype in the top pics
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Daaamn 21 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Wow... I didn't take it that way at all, lol.
I honestly thought it was some sort of commentary about how guys prefer women who are smart/successful to women who are "hot".
I could go on about how I agree, and my thoughts on that, but your idea is funnier...
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At least he tried 13 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
It's a no from me dawg...
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At least he tried 13 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
What the hell...?
Ok, so let's say you're actually into this... How does it... Work? I mean she just stands there while the dude kneels behind her until... What, exactly?
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It is unnerving how many people <3 this narrative 24 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Now it all makes sense...
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It is unnerving how many people <3 this narrative 24 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
I'm honestly not sure what point she's trying to make...
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Vacuuming a Star Wars set, circa 1989 11 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Where do they keep the daleks?
In WW2 the U.S. Millitary used inflateable Tanks to trick the Nazis 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
The Sherman tank was used by us, UK, and Canadian forces, although it was a us design, so I can see the confusion. I can't make out the markins (if any) on the "tank"
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Amazing milestone for womenkind 9 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
This seems like satire...
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Sherloid 5 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Lol wut?
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You sure can’t! 7 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
Thank you for the mental picture...
Meet Dr Katie Bouman, the computer scientist behind the first image* of a black hole 3 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
So the title should read "...Dr Katie Bouman, A computer scientist behind"
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And I am 26 1 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
That was a ride...
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Purple thinkable Dove 34 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
That last one I mentioned did. He was going downhill pretty fast
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Purple thinkable Dove 34 comments
captbojangles18 · 5 years ago
I've had 5 cats die while I've had them. Two of them died suddenly while at the vet, one of them died of a likely blood clot at home in his sleep, and two we had to put to sleep.
I still feel terrible about the two that died suddenly at the vet. We had left them at the emergency clinic overnight to have procedures done in the morning, and they died overnight (separate events). If I had any idea they wouldn't make it, I would've stayed.
One cat we put to sleep was very old and just about blind and pretty hard of hearing.
The one that really gets to me though is the middle age one that had been having health problems and started going downhill fast. I will always remember the look on his face when I left work and met my wife at the vet with him.
He looked... Scared...
It was one of the harder things Ive had to do to look him in the eyes as he closed them for the last time, but I know it meant so much to him...
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