Ah, yes just another thing to add to my list of "unnecessary items, that I must have"

Lord have mercy

"Petted"

It is safe now

That escalated quickly

I live in Calgary :D

This is the most accurate post on the internet

No! We don't want him! I agree with bumblebee22, let's put him in an isolated volcano, or the pit!

Well they saw an opportunity, and they took it.

Fools, I of course have won!

I've seen chicken wings with more meat on them!

I'm crying right now

Am I the only one who really want a ride in the popemobile now?

You and me both my friend.

Priorities….
They have 'em

He's more prepared for class than a lot of people are.

This made me start to cry in the middle of the mall, one of the ladies walking by stopped and asked if was alright. I shook and showed her the post, after seeing it she sat down and cried with me. :'(

It would have been wise of him to turn a Nokia into a horcrux, seeing as they are basically indestructible.

THEY HAVE COME

Anyone else notice that one girl who's just sitting there smiling?

Heidi's Jena elementary wish like frog Joseph

Oh god this is so true, whenever I'm going to a competion my teammates and I will have hand stand completions at the airport. One time a flight attendant yelled at us and told us to sit back down.

Pancakes are food of the gods

Canada :)