Canadianbacon

canadianbacon


Heeeeello there.
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My favourites are depressing lil' shits. woohoo. 64 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
What about favourite killers? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Pretty straight already 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
;-; you just made me very happy. Thank you.
Pretty straight already 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Wait so it... Dries it straight? The fuck kind of hair science am I missing here.
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Pretty straight already 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
What do you mean by blow dry straight
Worth the read xD 27 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I've never seen a better Bad Luck Brian than this poor soul.
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Hey girl, you sure do taste good. 2 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Me trying to be sexy.
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Pretty straight already 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
So my hair has hope after all...
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My gf who happens to be vegan didn't find this as funny as I did 1 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
As a vegan I find this offensive
Beached dragon skull 10 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I wondered who took the dragons soul.
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Their whole family is a joke 20 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Not really
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The true meaning of Mario's hat 8 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
MY EYES!!!
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Their whole family is a joke 20 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Who the fuck is Kendall Jenner
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Their whole family is a joke 20 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Am I missing something ;-;
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When I get insulted after saying something completely innocent. 4 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Then, everything changed when the racism attacked.
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The walking Dad 8 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Do it and claimed he was infected.
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If only. 23 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
OMFG yes *-*
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If only. 23 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
My fanfiction movies will just be full of gay porn.
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Well then.. 19 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
He was the dark knight. Duh.
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Colbert finally made it 5 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
But not as sexy.
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Colbert finally made it 5 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Well, he is prettier than my hand...
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Underwater lifeskill 7 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Look at the username.
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Pickle 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
What happened in Odessa? @_@
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And your like, literally my ass is not ready for this 5 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
One time my mom chased me through the house and my small dog got in the way of me and I accidentally kicked him to the washing machine as I ran to the bathroom with my can of Pringles.
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Poor unicorn tiger :( 37 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Im a hawk :3
That's my kind of bear 9 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
My spirit animal.
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