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Fat, Loud, Arrogant, and Conservative 43 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

"Patrick what am I?"
"Uh... Stupid?"
"No! I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference? :D"

Pranking your mom 9 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Yeah I think it was the post about changing the word "dirty clothes" to "acid"

For all you Canadians 7 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Aaaaaawwwwww yeah

You are not the father! 3 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Because. Why not Zoidberg

Drink the sunset 6 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Yes.. Drink the sunset.. AND PLUMMET THE WORLD INTO CHAOS WITH THE LOSS OF THE SUN! -laughs maniacally-

How deaf people wake up 11 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Make your own ring 20 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

But that requires money. And skills ;-;

Nothing more annoying than that 2 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

I love dark humour.

Seems legit 7 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Rose Tyler is the nurse.

Kids these days 6 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Noobs. When I was a kid I was snorting glue.

Mmm cereal 2 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

"Fuckin cuckoo for coco puffs!"

Giving my first h*ndjob (SFW) 4 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Can you feel it now Mr. Krabs

I always thought pokemon wasn't the breast 3 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

That tit-le though.

Hot chocolate and marshmallows 2 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

And then I'll melt into you and be part of you forever.

Snow ramp on a budget 7 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

The truck says "budget" o_o

Inappropriate captions 8 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Probably me as a parent.

Seal with it 4 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Seal on the right: Ha! Gaaaaay

Yes. 10 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Don't worry. Bee happy. Do do do do do do do do do

True detective 6 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

"I'm 100% done with your shit."

Artichoke flowers 7 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Probably make some dip....

Artichoke flowers 7 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Starting with their hearts.

USB face 8 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

.... That's called rape Guest, by the expression on "her" face

Right... No, left... Shit 8 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

The Sea of Nope.

But did you cry? 6 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

^thats actually right.

Success Cat eats well 7 comments

canadianbacon · 10 years ago

Strange... They misspelled "peasant" twice.