Canadianbacon

canadianbacon


Heeeeello there.
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Are you free 21 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
You have the freedom to choose.
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Paper Child >.< 33 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Sebastian *-*
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Paper Child >.< 33 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
That's what she said, but not to you.
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Glass bottom bedroom 6 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Where the fuck am I supposed to hide the dead body now.
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Nothing like a tattoo that won't be relevant in three weeks 10 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I signed it. Fuck that's just horrible. $12 each? Damn... Id be worth like... Half a sandwich.
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Nothing like a tattoo that won't be relevant in three weeks 10 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Someone explain @_@
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Me at my upcoming "prom" 6 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
And boy hunting e_e
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True love 14 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I love how he just stops and then puts more cereal on him like, "more"
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Just roommates 14 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
-fap fap-
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Gamers will get it 22 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
XD I used to do that too. But then you get bored and then do the storyline. It's actually good you do, cause you get awesome perks or weapons
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Anyone remember this site? 18 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you can starve em.
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Anyone remember this site? 18 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I killed so many of my neopets.
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Everytime 4 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
My eyes, too, glow in the dark in unkept fury
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Hate it when people are looking at my phone 2 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I dim down my screen brightness and hutch over. I am hiding something.
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Abnormal doesn't mean worse 56 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I'm not really understand what you're trying to say with this meme. Explain your theory.
Apparently there is. -.- 9 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
The coloured out part look like dicks :P
Gamers will get it 22 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
The main game I play is the Elder Scroll series. :3
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Inflatable string jungle gym 23 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
... Cut the strings off at the near top.... Pop the walls... Let your enemies either suffocate to their deaths or end up falling... Strings wrapping around their necks and snapping it depending on their velocity...
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Gamers will get it 22 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
For some reason I'm glad you didn't say gamer girl.
Tiny Satan! 4 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
That will be me as a mother. Speaking to it in old English also when I'm angry. "DOTH THOU DESIRE TO HAVE MEN UP UPON HER BOSOM?!" And table flip things when I'm 100% done.
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Food vs exercise 4 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
What if exercising was what made you depressed? e.e
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Pretty much how I sound any time I try to record something 2 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I am so tired and was staring at this for a minute before realising it wasn't a gif/ video.
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Seems like people operate on selective gender roles 30 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Thanks :) I usually don't get into internet arguments.
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Seems like people operate on selective gender roles 30 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Well it sort of is dark humour- hear me out a sec. First of all it wasn't called for or relevant. Domestic violence is a serious and overlooked issue yes that's why it is a sensitive subject. But sometimes dark humour isn't meant to be funny to everyone. Dark humour is the "viewer discretion advised" of comedy. (Your*, btw but that isn't important.)
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