Canadianbacon

canadianbacon


Heeeeello there.
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Gamers will get it 22 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Never played assassins creed and I still get it.
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Seems like people operate on selective gender roles 30 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Why the hell are you getting down voted?
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Why take that risk? 15 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
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Why take that risk? 15 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) looks like I'm getting laid tonight.
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Phineas and Ferb moved to the neighborhood 10 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Or a Lego pit.
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Happens all the time 5 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) try leaving for work 25 minutes late. See what happens.
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We need to talk about your problems Toby 16 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Kids these days. When I was 3 I had committed my 3rd (known) murder and the leader of a drug cartel.
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Clean and happy 3 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Gotta love p*rn scripts 28 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I watched one once and thought it was straight porn, but then the penis's came out. And I kept watching.
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Gotta love p*rn scripts 28 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I'd watch it for... You know... Science. >.>
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Psychological lifehacks to give you an advantage 28 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
#13 works. Pretend you're being recorded. When they rethink the arguments for the next year in the shower they'll feel bad for losing their shit while you're all ice cool.
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Gotta love p*rn scripts 28 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I was ABOUT to ask for a link but then I realised where I was. ._.
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Some interesting facts 14 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
It's true. It was a custom in India called "sati". A widow was deemed to be a burden on society because she wasn't allowed to marry again, or contribute in any way. It was considered better to die on your husbands pyre than be a burden. Britain outlawed it, and allowed widows to remarry.
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Just like animal farm 12 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
We could be the nation of wolves, ruled by sheep, protected by the pigs.
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Not so happily-ever-after (may ruin childhood) 25 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Ohh! :) thank you Guest
Not so happily-ever-after (may ruin childhood) 25 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Can you explain what happened? o.e
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You've angered the hobbitttssss 5 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
"I shouldn't have left the Shire."
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Another argument 62 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
*consoles thee with thy potato wonders*
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What the f*ck did I just stumble upon 30 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
What? What did you say? Go on his website? Oh okay!
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That's how I see a banana 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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That's how I see a banana 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
sex ed class. You'll love it.
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That's how I see a banana 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
And how else will we know how to correctly put on a condom .-.
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That's how I see a banana 13 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
How about... We just don't eat bananas.
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Her entire baby? I only forgot a leg last time, pew 4 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
I have a feeling that will be me as a mother.
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I browse 4 comments
canadianbacon · 10 years ago
Those lips though.