Prepare for your tea to be dumped in every harbour we can find and Tom Hiddleston to be kidnapped.

My face when they find my DNA at a murder scene.

DOWN-VOTES BE DAMNED. Where is this from?

Believe it!

Don't worry bee. You're the bees knees.

She doesn't deserve that Betty Page poster in the back e.e

Explain e.e (pretty please)

Which Sims game is this?!?!?

"Mhm oh yeah, sure. Go ahead and take this picture. That's great. No problem. Yeah. I'll just hang out over here in this slithering sock's intestine while you get a stupid award. Yeah that's totally fair."

I'm just a sweet transvestite....
From transsexual... Transylvaniaaaaa ha ha! ;D

The Grudge 4

I showed this to my history teacher and she just calmly pointed to the door u.u

I haven't turned into a silent crocodile in a while thank you for this post xD

#bornthisway

What a bitch.