Yeah it's shocking alright.

Its a special fabric capable of self repairing tears and holes.

I say dress for comfort but don't overdo it

Frankie is autistic and imagined everything at fosters in her mind.

I did that once and ended up with a dozen scrambled floor eggs!

And the second one went to a very dark and strange place!

People with way too much spare time!

Why not?

I just like it when everybody minds their own business, so many problems in this world would disappear if everyone kept to themselves. You don't need to hate and kill just because your neighbor believes something different.

Or in this case the fastest way out is a hammer.

Sometimes in locations in which a tent makes you nothing but a human soft taco.

Actually it's pretty smart. Think about it, its safer and more comfortable than a tent. I could probably think of more reasons provided I wasn't sleep deprived.

Or funny

That's just the extent of his extraordinary limited vocabulary. After all you can't expect a single celled organism to write the gettysburg address.