I know that i'm just putting a grammar nazi through the gas chambers.

There thier they're, don't bust an artery! Isn't nothing but a typo.

South beach tow on trutv

Just joking.

They have an app for that.

Some people are lucky, but even though he survived it'll take years or even decades to fully recover.

That's the only way to do that prank. Any other way defeats the purpose (which is to make someone bust their face)

Not really since the junk mailers pay a fee based on the weight of the package so really it's helping the mail service by giving them more money and giving the junk mailer some lovely doorstops.

Rare enough that most people can go their entire lives without ever seeing one. I've only seen a picture of one that was for sale for a couple thousand dollars.

You read my mind....